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dmhenderson

I got AC2 for free because I have a XBL gold membership and have been playing the sh*t out of it. The best part of the game is breaking it.

Ex:

The game explains how I'm supposed to go through this elaborate sneaking session to infiltrate an enemy stronghold and open the gates so me and my team of mercenaries can kill a guy inside.

Reality: I hang out on the wall fortifications trying to figure out where to go. My target notices me and begins calling for guards/shouting insults at me from below. Unable to get to the switch to open the gate, I do a freaking swan dive onto my target landing directly on top of him and impaling him with my wrist-blade thing at the same time after which, I scale a nearby trellis and vault back over the wall leaving about 20 very pissed off guards behind me.

The guards give chase and I run back to the village where the mission started only to find another mercenary army ready for hire. I hire them and 20 seconds later a huge mob of guards show up and then...nothing. They all just stood around staring at each other (not fighting) while I systematically shanked each guard in the back one after another.

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