Subtle Humour: I'm interested in the US reaction

BGTV8 · 09-04-2014, 08:06 PM

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize,"but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly, old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

This is especially important to those of us in the state of Victoria (Australia) who have a state election in a few weeks.

Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.

kenchan · 09-04-2014, 08:36 PM

US reaction = where's the quick version?

summarize in one sentence pls.

madwi · 09-04-2014, 08:40 PM

tl;dr

kenchan · 09-04-2014, 08:43 PM

dogdamn, even my post was tl;dr.

zmanelite · 09-04-2014, 08:46 PM

Ha ha i laughed

Pie · 09-04-2014, 09:02 PM

inb4 tl;dr owait thanks madwi!

madwi · 09-04-2014, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

inb4 tl;dr owait thanks madwi!

GaleForce · 09-04-2014, 11:01 PM

Good for a laugh.

nomodsjk · 09-05-2014, 12:19 AM

Bravo!

falconfixer · 09-05-2014, 12:28 PM

troof!

jaybulls · 09-06-2014, 12:57 PM

tie me kangaroo down, mate...

Carno · 09-06-2014, 09:16 PM

Hah, I laughed.

jcosta79 · 09-13-2014, 12:18 AM

What's a "pullet"?

BGTV8 · 09-13-2014, 03:30 AM

Small female chicken .........

09-04-2014, 08:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
BGTV8 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: 03350 Australia Posts: 1,503 Drives: 09 Nissan 370Z M6 Rep Power: 29907	Subtle Humour: I'm interested in the US reaction Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize,"but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly, old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. This is especially important to those of us in the state of Victoria (Australia) who have a state election in a few weeks. Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells. DjSquall, VABAM, GaleForce and 2 others like this.

09-04-2014, 08:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	US reaction = where's the quick version? summarize in one sentence pls. DEpointfive0 and nomodsjk like this.

09-04-2014, 08:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,400 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684428	tl;dr kenchan and Pie like this.

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Pie A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: volibear smash Posts: 1,681 Drives: rawr Rep Power: 426	inb4 tl;dr owait thanks madwi! madwi likes this.

09-04-2014, 08:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	dogdamn, even my post was tl;dr.

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09-05-2014, 12:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
nomodsjk Premium Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: martinsburg wv Posts: 2,073 Drives: 2011 370z MB/7at Rep Power: 19962	Bravo!

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falconfixer Track Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: 10aC Posts: 978 Drives: Taco Rep Power: 76	troof!

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jaybulls A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: vegas, baby Posts: 6,983 Drives: '13 TOUR/6/FI CF/RC Rep Power: 32	tie me kangaroo down, mate...

09-06-2014, 09:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
Carno Base Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Jacksonville Beach, FL Posts: 113 Drives: 09 370Z Rep Power: 15	Hah, I laughed.

09-13-2014, 12:18 AM	#13 (permalink)
jcosta79 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: N/A Posts: 1,430 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 14	What's a "pullet"? __________________ 2012 PW NISMO #0559 - GT Spec Brace Kit - Swift Springs - ARK TP & Invidia CBE K&N Intake - UpRev Tune - 15mm Z1 Spacers & Studs - StopTech Slotted Rotors & SS Lines - ZSpeed CMAK with Stage 2 Clutch and Lightweight Flywheel

09-13-2014, 03:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
BGTV8 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: 03350 Australia Posts: 1,503 Drives: 09 Nissan 370Z M6 Rep Power: 29907	Small female chicken .........

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