The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XIII

kenchan · 06-10-2014, 11:09 AM

i guess if she's ugly...

eastwest2300 · 06-10-2014, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

i guess if she's ugly...

eastwest2300 · 06-10-2014, 11:11 AM

holy cow, it feels like my stomach is cranking it up....not good.

kenchan · 06-10-2014, 11:11 AM

like that fatarse midwestern taffyapple that was driving some shitty hyundai yesterday...

she wouldn't let me in the lane when i had to make a left so i just squeezed my little dd in front of her anyway.

you are a taffyapple driving a junk car. you do not have the rank to be an arse.

eastwest2300 · 06-10-2014, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

like that fatarse midwestern taffyapple that was driving some shitty hyundai yesterday...

she wouldn't let me in the lane when i had to make a left so i just squeezed my little dd in front of her anyway.

you are a taffyapple driving a junk car. you do not have the rank to be an arse.

LunaZ · 06-10-2014, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

like that fatarse midwestern taffyapple that was driving some shitty hyundai yesterday...

she wouldn't let me in the lane when i had to make a left so i just squeezed my little dd in front of her anyway.

you are a taffyapple driving a junk car. you do not have the rank to be an arse.

Mine was the super-douche with a Jersey Shore haircut and two-sizes-too-small t-shirt driving a loaner C Class honking at me because I wasn't making a right turn on red while pedestrians were crossing the street.
I gave him the "you're #1" sign and he pulled up to me and said "Fvck me? Fvck me? You're the one who doesn't know how to drive just sitting there at a red light when you can turn on red!"
I said "there was pedestrians crossing. Get over yourself and your loaner" to which he replied "at least I get a loaner when my car is in the shop" and I looked at him and said "I'm sorry your car breaks so much and takes so long to repair that they feel guilty and give you a loaner."
The light turned green and we headed towards a curvy on-ramp to the highway. I slowed down and kept a tight inside line, inviting him to try an outside pass. He did not disappoint me with his stupidity.
As our speed increased around the ramp, he was in the marbles in a big way and all I saw was a giant cloud of dust as he got out of it, realizing he didn't have enough car or skill for that kind of move.

kenchan · 06-10-2014, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

Mine was the super-douche with a Jersey Shore haircut and two-sizes-too-small t-shirt driving a loaner C Class honking at me because I wasn't making a right turn on red while pedestrians were crossing the street.
I gave him the "you're #1" sign and he pulled up to me and said "Fvck me? Fvck me? You're the one who doesn't know how to drive just sitting there at a red light when you can turn on red!"
I said "there was pedestrians crossing. Get over yourself and your loaner" to which he replied "at least I get a loaner when my car is in the shop" and I looked at him and said "I'm sorry your car breaks so much and takes so long to repair that they feel guilty and give you a loaner."
The light turned green and we headed towards a curvy on-ramp to the highway. I slowed down and kept a tight inside line, inviting him to try an outside pass. He did not disappoint me with his stupidity.
As our speed increased around the ramp, he was in the marbles in a big way and all I saw was a giant cloud of dust as he got out of it, realizing he didn't have enough car or skill for that kind of move.

LOL!! that's wat they are usually... most of them are just wannabies but in reallity they are just cannotbies. lol

eastwest2300 · 06-10-2014, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

LOL!! that's wat they are usually... most of them are just wannabies but in reallity they are just cannotbies. lol

eastwest2300 · 06-10-2014, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

Mine was the super-douche with a Jersey Shore haircut and two-sizes-too-small t-shirt driving a loaner C Class honking at me because I wasn't making a right turn on red while pedestrians were crossing the street.
I gave him the "you're #1" sign and he pulled up to me and said "Fvck me? Fvck me? You're the one who doesn't know how to drive just sitting there at a red light when you can turn on red!"
I said "there was pedestrians crossing. Get over yourself and your loaner" to which he replied "at least I get a loaner when my car is in the shop" and I looked at him and said "I'm sorry your car breaks so much and takes so long to repair that they feel guilty and give you a loaner."
The light turned green and we headed towards a curvy on-ramp to the highway. I slowed down and kept a tight inside line, inviting him to try an outside pass. He did not disappoint me with his stupidity.
As our speed increased around the ramp, he was in the marbles in a big way and all I saw was a giant cloud of dust as he got out of it, realizing he didn't have enough car or skill for that kind of move.

damn... thats crazy.

LunaZ · 06-10-2014, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

damn... thats crazy.

I resisted putting him into the wall because Mrs. LunaZ also drives a Benzo and gets her car serviced at the the local dealership. I'd hate for her to not get a loaner because they were short one

eastwest2300 · 06-10-2014, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

I resisted putting him into the wall because Mrs. LunaZ also drives a Benzo and gets her car serviced at the the local dealership. I'd hate for her to not get a loaner because they were short one

LunaZ · 06-10-2014, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

damn... thats crazy.

I resisted putting him into the wall because Mrs. LunaZ also drives a Benzo and gets her car serviced at the the local dealership. I'd hate for her to not get a loaner because they were short one

onzedge · 06-10-2014, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

Mine was the super-douche with a Jersey Shore haircut and two-sizes-too-small t-shirt driving a loaner C Class honking at me because I wasn't making a right turn on red while pedestrians were crossing the street.
I gave him the "you're #1" sign and he pulled up to me and said "Fvck me? Fvck me? You're the one who doesn't know how to drive just sitting there at a red light when you can turn on red!"
I said "there was pedestrians crossing. Get over yourself and your loaner" to which he replied "at least I get a loaner when my car is in the shop" and I looked at him and said "I'm sorry your car breaks so much and takes so long to repair that they feel guilty and give you a loaner."
The light turned green and we headed towards a curvy on-ramp to the highway. I slowed down and kept a tight inside line, inviting him to try an outside pass. He did not disappoint me with his stupidity.
As our speed increased around the ramp, he was in the marbles in a big way and all I saw was a giant cloud of dust as he got out of it, realizing he didn't have enough car or skill for that kind of move.

You are my hero today.

eastwest2300 · 06-10-2014, 11:11 AM

its gonna be a BAD afternoon... i can feel it.

kenchan · 06-10-2014, 11:11 AM

... says the asian guy driving some cheap arse honda...

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06-10-2014, 11:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	i guess if she's ugly...

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	like that fatarse midwestern taffyapple that was driving some shitty hyundai yesterday... she wouldn't let me in the lane when i had to make a left so i just squeezed my little dd in front of her anyway. you are a taffyapple driving a junk car. you do not have the rank to be an arse.

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	... says the asian guy driving some cheap arse honda...