Performance enhancing drugs in the workplace

Solomatrix · 04-08-2014, 08:04 PM

So I was thinking... PEDs are banned in sports but are they banned in a normal workplace? Do they test for them in standard drug tests?

Theoretically employees could become extremely productive in both blue and white collar jobs with PEDs... Bosses could encourage employees to use PEDs to improve productivity and performance. For example employees on performance improvement plans could be given steroids to help improve them become more active.

If a large organization gave all their employee population PEDs they'd probably blow all competition out of the water by churning out awesome results quarter after quarter, but would it be legal? Obviously employees who also participated in sports would only be given PEDs that aren't banned in sports.

I was reading this article when this idea came up
Should Your Boss Encourage You to Take Drugs? - Michael Schrage - Harvard Business Review

NeverBoneStck · 04-08-2014, 08:13 PM

They do not .. I run a company and it's just standard drug testing .. I take a ton of performance drugs and it's obvious .. I tell people I run Tren , Test Cyp and D-Bol .. No shame in my game .,

Solomatrix · 04-08-2014, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by NeverBoneStck

They do not .. I run a company and it's just standard drug testing .. I take a ton of performance drugs and it's obvious .. I tell people I run Tren , Test Cyp and D-Bol .. No shame in my game .,

I have no clue what any of those are but am going to start looking them up now

Roddy1 · 04-09-2014, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by NeverBoneStck

They do not .. I run a company and it's just standard drug testing .. I take a ton of performance drugs and it's obvious .. I tell people I run Tren , Test Cyp and D-Bol .. No shame in my game .,

LMAO

That consititutes breakfast lunch and supper right?

My PED is a Grande Starbucks and some Ginseng. Can't exactly be falling asleep or off your game with my line of work

Footloose301 · 04-09-2014, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by NeverBoneStck

They do not .. I run a company and it's just standard drug testing .. I take a ton of performance drugs and it's obvious .. I tell people I run Tren , Test Cyp and D-Bol .. No shame in my game .,

I've been tempted to run that stuff. I ran a couple cycles of Epistane with great results and zero side effects. Like 4 years ago I could bench 365 x 3 without a spotter and now I can barely do 315

because all I take is pre workout and protein.

shadoquad · 04-09-2014, 08:51 PM

I don't take work seriously enough to enhance with chemicals. I focus more on enjoying my spare time.

NeverBoneStck · 04-10-2014, 12:00 PM

Everyone is going to have their opinion on gear . I have blood test done every six months and my doc knows what I am taking . He does not agree of course but monitors all things that need to be . If u ever plan on running gear use test as your base and stack it with Trenbolone . Tren will change the way u look in less than 6 weeks . U will look crazy !!

JARblue · 04-10-2014, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

I don't take work seriously enough to enhance with chemicals. I focus more on enjoying my spare time.

If I were going to take chemicals to enhance work, they definitely wouldn't be performance enhancing

kenchan · 04-10-2014, 01:38 PM

i dont take any drugs either.

ive not even tried redbull.

FPenvy · 04-10-2014, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by happydog

I have no clue what any of those are but am going to start looking them up now

some go in a needle, some are pills, others are liquid to take from a dropper under your tounge.

FPenvy · 04-10-2014, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by NeverBoneStck

Everyone is going to have their opinion on gear . I have blood test done every six months and my doc knows what I am taking . He does not agree of course but monitors all things that need to be . If u ever plan on running gear use test as your base and stack it with Trenbolone . Tren will change the way u look in less than 6 weeks . U will look crazy !!

no winny? my buddies all loved stacking that in college when they were in their cut cycles.

DelawareTerp · 04-17-2014, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by NeverBoneStck

They do not .. I run a company and it's just standard drug testing .. I take a ton of performance drugs and it's obvious .. I tell people I run Tren , Test Cyp and D-Bol .. No shame in my game .,

Tren sweats are the worst!! Nice stack tho.

04-08-2014, 08:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Solomatrix A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: crispy bacon Posts: 3,236 Drives: sizzling bacon Rep Power: 858	Performance enhancing drugs in the workplace So I was thinking... PEDs are banned in sports but are they banned in a normal workplace? Do they test for them in standard drug tests? Theoretically employees could become extremely productive in both blue and white collar jobs with PEDs... Bosses could encourage employees to use PEDs to improve productivity and performance. For example employees on performance improvement plans could be given steroids to help improve them become more active. If a large organization gave all their employee population PEDs they'd probably blow all competition out of the water by churning out awesome results quarter after quarter, but would it be legal? Obviously employees who also participated in sports would only be given PEDs that aren't banned in sports. I was reading this article when this idea came up Should Your Boss Encourage You to Take Drugs? - Michael Schrage - Harvard Business Review

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NeverBoneStck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Beaverton, Or Posts: 1,110 Drives: 2008 G37 S Rep Power: 17	They do not .. I run a company and it's just standard drug testing .. I take a ton of performance drugs and it's obvious .. I tell people I run Tren , Test Cyp and D-Bol .. No shame in my game ., Footloose301 and Solomatrix like this. __________________ Juiced! That is all you need to know !!

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NeverBoneStck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Beaverton, Or Posts: 1,110 Drives: 2008 G37 S Rep Power: 17	Everyone is going to have their opinion on gear . I have blood test done every six months and my doc knows what I am taking . He does not agree of course but monitors all things that need to be . If u ever plan on running gear use test as your base and stack it with Trenbolone . Tren will change the way u look in less than 6 weeks . U will look crazy !! Solomatrix likes this. __________________ Juiced! That is all you need to know !!

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	i dont take any drugs either. ive not even tried redbull.