Fail pictures thread

semtex · 06-02-2011, 11:58 AM

Maybe it’s the glassy waters of Asia that make local boys ditch the bulky board shorts and feel closer to nature. Nothing says, "I love the water," like snapping on a pair of skin-tight man panties.

No longer green with envy ...But there's a less liberating side of the barely dressed beach look.

Just as non-voluptuous women at bikini-mandatory spots such as Dino Beach often feel the sting of physical inadequacy, it turns out that men struggle with insecurities related to the dreaded "disappearing act" as they emerge from unforgiving ocean temperatures.

Not anymore.

Just in time for summer, a Chinese company has introduced the Male Size-Enhancing Speedo Bulge.

Sold on Taobao.com (in English at Taobaofieldguide.com), this lightweight, one-size-fits-all cup fits snuggly inside a Speedo to re-create the "natural arch" essential to the beach male's sense of potency and well-being.

To avoid an unexpected slip of the sack, each cup is equipped with “bra hooks” that attach to the swimmer-friendly cod-sack.

Gone are the days of creeping out of the water holding close to “an interesting species of seaweed” just to divert attention.

The Male Size-Enhancing Speedo Bulge sells for RMB 53 (about US$8) -- a small price to pay for the confidence “boost.”

Read more: China’s economy isn’t the only thing getting bigger | CNNGo.com China?s economy isn?t the only thing getting bigger | CNNGo.com

KaienZ34 · 06-02-2011, 12:19 PM

hazzazi · 06-02-2011, 10:27 PM

hahahha, the indian car modification show is amzing!!!

SgtGoldy · 06-03-2011, 01:18 PM

its sad to say, but if they had a India car mod show on tv here... id totally watch... Mostly for the laughs. My favorite part has to be the "Scion" sticker getting placed on a suzuki... or the guy with the turban bolting on his ricer steering wheel

(now for a little stereotyping)
With all that extra stuff in the car, how are they gonna make room for the gasoline soaked manure?

somatic · 09-14-2011, 02:08 PM

how did this thread die?

shadoquad · 09-14-2011, 02:14 PM

Somatic's playing necromancer today. This is the fourth thread or so that you've necro-bumped.

somatic · 09-14-2011, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Somatic's playing necromancer today. This is the fourth thread or so that you've necro-bumped.

why, whatever do u mean? shado

me

sexZness · 09-14-2011, 04:44 PM

indian car mod show ftmfw!!!!!!! a scion suzuki is almost as bad as the Mustang GTR with rotary!!!!!

370zproject · 10-16-2011, 04:54 PM

got this in at work the other day lmao

XwChriswX · 10-16-2011, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 370zproject

got this in at work the other day lmao

370zproject · 10-16-2011, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Arrvaxx · 08-26-2013, 10:20 AM

Lets get some new life in to this thread! Post'em!

KaienZ34 · 08-26-2013, 09:08 PM

We are playing in here now.

http://www.the370z.com/anything-goes...-back-224.html

AK370Z · 02-24-2010, 03:15 PM

Replica/Kit Makes : eBay Motors (item 120532246572 end time Feb-24-10 08:23:57 PST)

semtex · 02-24-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AK370Z

Replica/Kit Makes : eBay Motors (item 120532246572 end time Feb-24-10 08:23:57 PST)

Now THAT's funny! Especially when you consider that the Jimmy and the PT Cruiser aren't even made by the same company!

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