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Old 08-21-2013, 03:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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im starting to sound like a demented fortune cookie...
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Old 08-21-2013, 03:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My Grandma told me when I was young, that if you undo your belly button, your bum will fall off. I've been scared to undo mine ever since!
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condoms make really good balloons
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You can put 'em on your head and pretend to be Howie Mandel...
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Old 08-29-2013, 08:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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boric acid powder along the side of your house to rid earwigs and ants and silverfish and dumbarse neighbors.

ok doesn't work for dumbase neighbors...
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ok doesn't work for dumbase neighbors...
What about Prius? Does it work for Prius?!
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Old 08-29-2013, 08:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i think with enough powder, it could.
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I picked up a dead bird once...that was pretty useless.
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