^ Who is Eli Whitney?

is correct.

^ Wikied that...

just copy and pasted that ish on google and saw what came up

has a legion of busty, tight-bodied female fans that constantly trail him on tour, screaming his name and disturbing the general peace.

^ Forgot about them being hairy... :ugh2:

gave them all herpes.

knows i pack a hedgetrimmer as standard equipment

^ Forgot the extension cord

nicked it from me, bastid

^ Knows shado needed it for his electric c0ck pump

didn't want to deny shado a date with his gf

is a good man.

this phalen's avatar should say "i rape asian girls" :)

^ Should change Phelans avi to "I get raped by JDM Pillows"