has a big hat

^needs a Z

has a Z

has over 23,000 posts on this forum and 22,000 of them are in this thread...

knows that chicks dig body damage

has gotta hold on
to what we've got.
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other, and that's a lot for <censored>
We'll give it a shot!

^ Just serenaded HKY with some Bon Jovi...

has six species of caterpillar named after him, although now technically only five, since the Christerpillar (Papilio Manloveius) has since been renamed.

Edit: it was a little harsh.

^ Has been the highlight of parties... he never attented.

The reason why lightning never strikes twice in the same place is because it once struck too close to him and now he's hunting it.

^ Uses the Natural History museum as a yearbook

uses nice towels as t.p., so don't ever invite him over.

^ Doesn't wipe at all, so don't let him sit on your furniture.

hasn't washed his hands in sixteen years, and in that time period worked in veterinary proctology.

^ Hasn't washed his hand since giving Lou a reach-around. And not because he was disgusted.. :wtf2: