^ should buy this for my dog

Johnny Spade Pet Tee Shirt from Zazzle.com

knows that 4 out of 5 dentists choose trident. The last is in the witness protection program, and if Trident ever find him, they'll pull out every tooth that effects the taste of trident until the tongue changes its mind.

^ writes bedtime stories

^ Wets the bed after nappy time, then leaves so shado can revel in it...

^ has me laughing too hard to invent a witty rejoinder.

^ Just did a magic tric by pulling "rejoinder" out of his ass...

^ knows I prefer "retort" to "rejoinder"

^ Watched Shado go against the grain

Should know that it's not so much "magical" when anal bleeding and tearing is involved, unless he's into that.

^ Should just assume if it involves anal and blood, frost will be all over it

^ takes the good, takes take the bad, takes them both and there he has the facts of life

^ Helps heaven sort out the good, the bad, and the ugly :tup:

can rule himself out of the first two categories to save heaven the time.

^ Shouldn't be so hard on those around you, a person can be judged by whom they surround themselves with.

knows that it's not so much the people who I surround myself with as it is the beings who orbit me at this rate. Fook I gotta hit the gym.