underestimates the exotic fragrance, "eau de Lou"

^ Didn't get why its originally called "eau de toillete"

would be called "a blithering idiot" by clarkson if they ever met

^plans on having this thread title on his tombstone

could be called "daddy" by children in 36 states if they could ever locate him. Run, rabbit, run.

^ Is having his tombstone carved in the shape of the 370'z "Z"

is having his tombstone engraved with tony's face

is having his tombstone dressed with pepperoni and black olives (ftmfw)

^ Is having his face tattooed with tony's c0ck pointing towards his mauf

already has that tattoo

^ Has the pictures

knows that i always have the pictures

^ Unless they are OF him, and those are full of win.

was an American inventor best known for inventing the cotton gin. This was one of the key inventions of the Industrial Revolution and shaped the economy of the antebellum South. His invention made short staple cotton into a profitable crop, which strengthened the economic foundation of slavery. Despite the social and economic impact of his invention, he lost his profits in legal battles over patent infringement, closed his business and nearly filed for bankruptcy.

just made this thread 10x duller lol