^likes guns

Likes to penetrate himself with guns

^needs to be a OG

Needs to have original ideas

^like
OGs

Wants to give $20 to the Lemers OG fund.

^ Has the fund listed as 'Its a trap' in the banks official records

Can't help being a fink

^lost it

Never had it.

^ Couldn't find it.

Stole it and claimed it as his own.

^ Plotting on how to get it back.

Hasn't checked on it lately...I already have it back!

^ Foiled my plans again!

eats foil

^ Craps Christmas Ornaments

hangs said ornaments on his tree. enjoys the aroma.

^ Loves the aroma of the 'sap'

was taught how to shoot by the Lord.

^ Was taught how to take it on the chest by Jenna Jameson

knows that I never finished that course, because she can catch baseballs with her funbags, while my small man mitties lack the muscle control. :shakes head:

^ We usually just flash rapid images of Mustangs z and the smurf to put him in an epileptic seizure... that takes care of it.

thinks I should just man up and buy Mustang's intakes.

^ Wouldn't buy 2nd hand underwear from Mustang... why should be buy 2nd hand intakes?

^ Should do it.

^ Joined the Party

^ Is kind to accept me

^ Would be accepted even more if he offered a Blue GTR Button. :tup:

would be accepted more if he'd "put out" more... prude

^ Is just mad he can't afford me.

^ Doesn't really like blue and wants red :icon17:

^ Knows red would clash with my Black/Blue theme

would definitely end up black and blue if ever we met.

^ Is trying to politely say, we would partake of S&M action... :ugh2:

^ Did not mention you don't wear clothes to this party :shakes head:

:eek: is wayyyyyy off. I was just gonna help you fingerpaint your car in a mural on the side of the building. :(

Edit: Eff it, I'm leaving it. lol

^ When he says finger paint, his favorite color is brown... but his shade didn't come from the paint can :wtf2:

^ Knows for a fact.

^ Should research if there can be a matching VDC Button?