^ Is a newly discovered alcoholic lol

^ Is a very nice person! Thank you :tiphat:

^lies

^ Offers a quick service that gives you greater throttle response than any other mod. :tup:

offers quick service, but that service is only legal in certain areas of Nevada.

^is quick

thats what she said..

^ doesn't know what thread hes in! :icon17:

:icon18:doesnt have a brain

Makes me laugh :tup:

Lives in a 2200 mile corridor

^is online

^ is offline

Appreciates Frost just as much as the next man.

^is not working

^ Is working watching me work but thinking I'm not working though I'm continuing to work meaning we are working together.

Doesn't understand real work until he is ripped from his family for a year and taken to the desert and given sh!tty living conditions with crappy Internet/cable/phones/no cell service and the locals play "mortar and run" all night. With the onlything to do is stay at work for 18 to 20 hr days and try to sleep inbetween mortar blasts.

Enjoys romantic comedies. Oh, that Sarah Jessica Parker, what a pip!

^ Prefers watching paint dry!

^ Prefers to eat the paint before it dries.

Knows that watching paint dry is less time consuming than watching grass grow.

^ Knows you have plenty of time to do both while deployed lol

Should realize that paint drying doesn't take much time and grass doesn't grow while in the desert.

^ Apparently never went to the Australian camp in Kandahar, Afghan lol They have a large patch of grass.

^ Likes to talk to grass.. sometimes.

^ Said the grass talked back to him... :wtf2:

^ Said he wasn't' going to tell.. I swear it did!

^ Should never believe anything from anyone thats not a blade of grass..

^ why they call it "dope"

^has silver sex

^ Doesn't think about sex until married, because it's the right thing to do :icon17:

^ Knows it's really just cause Project is a virgin lol :bowrofl:

^knows truth?

^ Is a good man

^knows the truth

^ Still isn't denying being a virgin lol

^has nothing to deny

^ Is a man that holds respect close to moral.

^has no idea what kinda man sits behind that screen

^ Is a kind and giving man.