^needs to get on halo for a firefight

^ Made me come back to this thread and realize I snagged the 10k post :tup: :happydance:

^lolz should get on odst

^ Should buy it for me

^should get on mw2 then

^ Should play on with out me right now

^fails

^ Only wants to play mw2 cause he's a cheap bastard and won't buy me odst lol

^hasnt ben on xbox in weeks

^ Missed me

Missed having to gulp.

^ Took over in my absence, and outdid me so well, they are keeping him overtime...

There's only one Chris to run the show!

^ Scarred off the project :shakes head:

needs to lay off the kids

^ Needs to find a sufficient substitute...

yes non prems

^has a g head

^ Has a G-Unit (aka c0ckpump)

^has a mangina!!!!

Loves to swallow

^ Teaches all the br0z how

bend over and take its

is two tone

is deaf in one ear

knows it's from driving my friend's track z33 under a bridge and revving... my ears were still ringing the next day!!

^still needs a Z

^ Should be posting pics!!!

Killed Jesus Christ - and not for our sins, btw. Just cause he's into that type of stuff.

^has no good ones when the car is still dirty will be posting plenty monday after import alliance

^ Drank JC's blood because he needed a quick pick me up

Is wrong. I have plenty of good ones. I just reserve them for the art gallery.

^vrs with pple who would love them

should be in the dark by now

Is constantly in the dark, lives in a cave, was raised by wolves.

^ Can see even if he's in the dark since he bathes in unicorn blood, and it got in his eyes and mutated them

's philosophy on sex is that as long as the lights are out, you can pretend what you're banging is an attractive legal age female human.

does it with black lights on like he's in a prequel to a CSI episode :wtf:

is tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme, that's right - on time, is tricky!

^ Must have done a Vulcan mind meld with blue to rap like that...