Has a lifetime supply of Klondike bars.

Would misuse such a seat of power.

Let's everyone missuse his exit door

^ Waited in line for 18 hours for the ticket line to be open for shado's backdoor

^is chris

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

killed Gandhi, because Gandhi owed him money.

Takes it to the a$$ in exchange for IOUs

^went to texas to find caravan

is a no-good, double-dealing, larcenous perverted worm. Hangin's too good for him. Burnin's too good for him. He should be chopped into little bitsy pieces and buried alive...

needs to quit doing the rain dance, it's supposed to rain here every day this week :(

should do the sun dance, cause I'm not gonna throw my pants back on and stop boogying down.

Doesn't know that rain is a good thing.

^ Doesn't know why the dangers of traction loss and an uncontrolled skid caused by the rain can make him smile. :wtf2:

Doesn't know that rain makes corn
Corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby
feel a little frisky

^talks alot

keeps licking the lolipop

^has one sick looking Z

is saving money to go FI

^is trip

Doesn't know that "alot" is actually two words "a lot".

^cares to much

Never cared for a thing in his life.

^knows thats a lie .,. alll i needs is a cat and my Z >.> haha

^ Missed me.

brought me an Abbie Normal Brain

^ Cut it in half, then put it in his head...

^ Made his avatar a pillow.

Is a Gtr Btn seller

^ Is a Gtr button enthusiast... Doesn't care about the rest of the car, just the button.

switches his hump from the right to the left

^ What hump?

is PUTTIN ON DA RIIIIIIIIITZ

^ Is pronounced Fr0-derick :icon14:

gave him the sedagive.

^ Took forever to flip the switch

realizes that a riot is unt ungly tink

plays the violin

cheats at darts

^ Nice Groping :icon14: