needs to release the stress

^ knows stress is unhealthy

ditto

reminded me of the movie "ghost"

knows he will come back as a panty for Selma Hayek

^^ would sniff those panties till the cotton frayed

would do the same

issssss incorrect

likes sniffing used jock straps

wrings the sweat into his mouth when no one is looking

was a master at doing this

probably doesn't know what drunk chicken is

^ midnight toker

^^cold hearted

snake

mouse eater

ant eater

is a wheelie master

^isn't fond of pokey

knows were pokey likes it

is dirty

is white as snow

is brown as mud

is so full of crap his eyes are brown

is right for once

agrees

gave me rep for corona but apparently forgot i don't drink, i'd be happy to buy a drink for him tho if he was ever in the area or i his

likes Ice Tea?

likes country music?

likes lemonade

^ never helps me with my homework

Never asked?

^ is supposed to be able to read his man's mind.

Already knows drunks have trouble reading minds

fails every time

^ should know drunks are extra good at reading minds

Wasn't expecting the pop in, but eh, ill stick with it.

failed to install his stillen bumper himself, and still shows it's not finished

late post

late to the punch

likes it slow