^burns

:koolaidwall:

yeas?

quite the hero, actually

^isa hero driveing

is a hero to his Z for getting it a new Windshield

is the avatar hero

Watched avatar once and has been dreaming of a blue cat woman to yiff with ever since.

Thinks yiffing is Full of Win

prefers banging actual wild animals. Still has a scar from a bear's claws.

Forces himself on goats

drinks goats milk

eats goat cheese

eats human cheese

enjoys toe cheese

eats fullmonty's butt cheese

Drinks horse pop

gets on my horse from time to time :wtf2:

his horse is ready for the glue factory

^has sweet lemonade

likes fresh lemonade

^likes it warm

confuses me for monty

^knows monty loves it stale

likes sour milk

^will be crashing soon

^ Hit the [/Thread] button before passin out

hit the what^

knows you wanna hit that. He knows you wanna hit that, hit that.

0.o's

invented the hamster gun, the first hand-held appliance that can launch small-to-moderate sized rodents in excess of 400 yards.

^toped me buy building a shark gun the first gun sto skip a shark more then 2 times

^ Built a hampster Hand Grenade by feeding a hampster black powder for a week then lighting its tail

Because hamster tails are extremely short, this gentleman followed it up with a gerbil grenade, which uses the exact same technology but gives the thrower a longer getaway.

^ Real men use hand grenades that rhyme... hence Hampster Hand Grenade :tup:

Uses hamsters for his grenades because his gerbils all mysteriously disappear up his butt the night before

^ Must have pulled the recovery string too hard :roflpuke2:

Is like the mother teresa of hardcore s&m.

^ Thinks frost is the Ghandi of S&M

probably would agree, except that Ghandi never made him wear a humiliator