had a wet stillen bumper dream only to wake up :(

^ Has dreams of project, wakes up, shakes them out to sleep and dream of frost, then wakes up feeling violated... :wtf2:

has suffered with this, and still wakes up in cold sweat

^ When he has these dreams, he wakes up in a hot mess... :icon17:

Wakes up on the floor with Ron Jehremy unloading on his face.

^ Needs to take off the ron jeremy mask and chest hair piece

is really ron jeremy

^ Should shave my back...

should have my back but doesn't :(

^ Should present evidence to support his allegations... :shakes head:

needs to go f*ck himself, the evidence is all over this forum :bowrofl:

^ Must have fallen and hit his head, I never narc'd on nobody!

^ is under scrutiny for this comment
"Forgive me for the noob comment...

Akebono... never heard of it? Anything special, or am I just out of the loop?"
FAIL

makes nipples hard worldwide

makes buttholes pucker with nothing more than a hip thrust

just puckered.

*thrust*

just did again.

cracks his head regularly attempting keg stands

wishes he'd invented the keg stand

^ is the proud inventor of scrambled egg pushpop

should know people love it so quit making fun of me about it :)

it failed! tell me! how do you evenly apply ketchup

Needs instructions on how to open a ketchup packet.

Uses an 8 ball to make crucial decisions

Needs to know my 240z has one as a shifter

Doesnt want people to know it tells him what gear he is in when he drives drunk

looks like a big softy

is a smores

^ is the only one nogood shares with

is cold to the touch

^ likes ffdp

loves arizona

^ should know a snowflake like me doesn't do well in the summer heat

needs lots of sunscreen

needs plenty of light for dark photo shoots

^ doesn't watch family guy

pulls the crank out and unloads to family guy

^ knows sometimes you just have to crank no matter what's on tv

needs to or will develop blu balls

knows stuff about peoples junk

^ knows the implications of keeping semen inside