has pm'ed me numerous times to ask for this, so I'll finally relent so that he won't tell tony and frost... Ok, here you go, Cwis.

http://www.bjsmusic.com/great2.jpg

^ Will give it to me as firewood starter...

Will rescue it from the pile when I'm not looking and listen to it while dreaming of "bluer" skies.

^ Knows the night sky is black

just made me lul

^ Helped solve the mindboggling equasion: "Blue = Black"

was sheltered as a child......... in fact, is still a child :)

^ Just thinks all men are children because he's uncomfortable that he hasn't 'filled out' as a man... :bowrofl:

is a clown on the weekends

^ Wears clownshoes while boinking...

^Wonders how many clowns he can fit in his Z

likes being the first one in

^ Likes to get the last lick

sleeps with a teddybear

^ Sleeps with a pedobear

Is the original pedobear

^ Was the original victim

Promised to never tell!

was a willing participant

Now Chris has to kill his mom

^ Gave me the address

Likes holes in his cheese

cried wolf

is helping my post count skyrocket

Postcout whore

Shouldnt talk!

^ Is messing up the rhythm of the thread lol

is an elite member

is full of troofs

Is a wise man

wants to be like chris

has never been more wrong chris wants to be like me

white and furry? chris is already those things

:nutswinger: Smashed his nuts on his bike in fourth grade and has never been the same.

got it wrong, i smashed my pinky finger on the mailbox in 4th grade while riding a bike, still got a scar

should know I got my finger smashed by a bull when I was in 4th grade

needs to explain that story NOW lol

I went to a petting zoo and accidentally poked the bull in the eye cause he moved his head. It pissed him off, he smashed and broke my pinky while it was sitting on the gate keeping him locked in.

has bad timing...

^ has bad aim