was not thrown out of eclipse, despite being with a female

^ Knows taking a chick to a chick movie is the easiest way into said chicks pants :tup: (Just don't forget your iPod + Headphones)

uses cheap parlor tricks to entice women out of their clothes instead of getting into photography where they come up to you asking if you want them to take clothes off..... how easy is that??

uses photography to get in a chicks pants when chloroform and roofies are a cheaper solution.

hahahaha knows da troofs, i am much more subtle

^ Knows it sucks to be sitting behind the cam with the girl having no interest with you whatsoever, this is why photography is boring

help me set up a black curtain in the studio so i can fap during sessions... tested on his gf :D

^ Tries to hard to make jokes, and forgot I'm getting a divorce...

Edit: gets a pass

likes to abuse me

oh yea, my bad dawg :eek:

^ Feels like a jackass now, but no worries, its all good. It's her loss, not mine. :tup:

(Just givin ya shit HKY, don't feel bad. ;) )

pains me

faps to this thread. likes the abuse. caught it on the second attempt

got pwned but recovered

knows that half of what's great in this thread is when you post to insult someone and then some other poster swoops in and posts. It's almost like, *slow motion* "noooooooooooo. insult me first."

^ Faps till it bleeds, then uses his own blood as lube

speaks da troofs, always

Likes to watch

starting to be a post whore

hasn't been watching. I've been a post whore since I've joined here.

^ Just doesn't have the posts to back that claim up... yet.

Has a reputation beyond repute.

^ Is one of the most active members on here, not always for advice though. Merely just to spread his wealth of pr0nz. :tup:

Well, the advice is always for the Noobs! And the Porn is only for the paying members. :tup:

^ Explains the very dumbed down level of the knowledge, and the quality of the pr0nz. :tup:

needs things dumbed down to keep up

likes it Hard

Can't get it hard :(

Likes Mustache Rides

^likes to bump

likes to hump small dogs

^ likes to watch

likes to poke me with sharp objects while i watch... very annoying

^ not what you said at the time

Needs to check the berk group buy thread? :roflpuke2:

grows tomatoes, peppers, and cilantro in his own private garden.

Also is addicted to blow.

Likes Picking my Peppers! And making hot sauce.

man handles peppers

Has a big hat.

Has a long face