just got that song stuck in my head. :mad:

^ Secretly loves it, so for his entertainment :tup:

has no idea how obsessed I was with that movie as a child.

^ Knows everyone wanted to be a fighter pilot after that came out lol

has tom cruise on speed dial

Has Tom Cruise tattooed on his left butt cheek, from what I have been told. :roflpuke2:

is lying, he was there when i got it, caressing my hand as i whimpered... tom cruise hurt my @$$

Ok Ok I have to admit, it was Chris who told me.










j/k :p

has chris on speed dial too :wtf2:

still uses the rotary phone, telegraph, and carrier pigeon as primary means of communication.

^ Thinks its ok to have 3 'primaries'... :wtf:

needs to come to the ATL

^ Forfeits his right to speak until he aquires MW2 :roflpuke2:

put the "rapist" in "therapist" and the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

^ Is a new type of whore everyday

likes it when i scream "GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!" after making sweet, sweet love






















(to hot b!tches, not chris.... pervs)

needs to stop falling asleep while watching Skinemax play softpron after Schwarzenegger marathons.

is giving me advice from experience lol

^ Knows that Shado's favorite fap channel is Nickelodeon :wtf2:

has a restraining order against him from the production teams of Lazy Town and Veggie Tales. He's not even allowed to watch them.

^ Knows that's just fine with me, I'd much rather go on the set with an UZi than sit down and watch the shows lol

like me, remembers when nickelodeon was good

can't hand out candy on Halloween. Has to post one of these signs, because of what happens when he watches Lazy Town

http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/ethical...00-300x171.jpg

doesn't hand out candy at halloween, only pepperoni and bullets

(obscure reference to "Arnold's Pizza Shop" if you haven't heard it, go to to youtube and put on your lollerscates)

^ Parents purposely avoid his house on halloween, they know all too well he offers 'candy' year round. :shakes head:

can't do that on television

loves chris' "candy"

is wrong. I like something a little bigger than a tic tac.

pwnd chris' man-parts

^ 7 disapprearances of children have been linked to him, however no charges have been filed... :wtf: :shakes head:

is envious of my ability to elude the rozzers

^ Had his amber alert upgraded to a Red-Orange alert

has raped more than one girl named Amber

has raped more than one dog named Benji.

is mad because one of them was his own dog, hasn't walked the same since...

^ Was raped by Jacob from twilight

went to see the worst movie in the world last weekend, twilight

went to see "Backdoor Brothers 6" last weekend. Was thrown out for fapping.

turned me in, bastid, i paid good money for that smut

^ Went to see Eclipse, but was thrown out for not being gay... go figure.