Does not drive a stick
therefore can be assumed gay
"drives stick" sounds gay too.

Haters keep on hatin
Because they know the real truth
They can't shift as fast

shifts faster than you
lives his live a quarter mile
at a time, oh yeah

is granny shifting, not double clutching like you should

For those nine to ten
I'm free as a bird in flight
Then comes the stop light

Chris is both fast and
furious when he is in
his Z and fapping

Fap faster fap faster now
Make the blood flow through and through
Pump that fluid out

Is a free man now
But only because sheep can't
testify in court

The youth of our past
The tempted of the now who
Turned into chesters

once knew a priest named O'Clearly
who escaped from the law only nearly
as a boy he confided
the priest was inside him
now pays a psychiatrist dearly.

Pays the docs to take the pain away, yet the tears rain from his eyes still today,
wants to run away from it all, but can't escape the tortures without a fall,
shakes his head at the misery, shakes his fist at the memory,
of the priest who was touchy feely, the fucker named O'Clearly

^ effing lawl

^ lawl? :wtf: Y lawl?

:rofl2:

whiskey tango foxtrot is wrong with lawl?

^ Nothings wrong with lima alpha wiskey lima

Just saying why are you lawling @ my post? What was effing lawl about it!? :icon17:

:koolaidwall:

^ At first he was like :hello:
and we were like :gtfo2:
then he was like :ugh:
and we were like :owned:
then he was like :wtf2:
now we're like :happydance:




:inoutroflpuke:

to answer this poster's earlier query, just take the farking laughs. :roflpuke2:

^ Laughs because he can't believe how good it sounds at the speed it was produced...

has tic-tac sized genitalia. Seriously, he's hung like a baby.

^ Yeah, baby brontosaurus muthafuka :tup:






(sorry, this post even makes me rofl :rofl2: )

Is saying his penis is a fossil

has none

has plenty fossils, on the other hand.

^ Keeps all his fossils in the closet

Sleeps with fossils

sleeps wit da fishes.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rYsbaPefOn...her_Badass.jpg

^ Likes writings?

^likes 5 year old boys

likes fish sticks

is a fish stick

^ Loves Fish Sticks... therefore... loves shad0... :wtf2:

^loves him some fishsticks

^ Doesn't order the fishsticks, just wants the 'tartar sauce'

grosses me out with the tartar sauce

^ Got the tartar sauce in his eye

Squirted the tartar sauce in ^^'s eye

enjoys gumming some mountain oysters raw and still very much attached to the source.

is a Cool OG

misses me