utterly blissful masturbation

very comfortable beds after achieving Platinum status with Marriott (it also menas I travel too much)

whiskey..

(gold medallion with Delta means too much travel)

When I fly here next I will hit Delta Platinum...

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xhamster.com viewing

yelling at locals in Dubai when they try and get me into one of their "special" cabs.

Diamond is forever. :icon18:

Z-car forum buddies that I get to meet in other states/cities

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An ex's house

Brothel in Curacao with $30 an hour hookers

Caracas

Dinner to meet your lover

Detroit

Emptiness of space

Fargo, ND in January

Ghost hunting at an old shutdown prison

Hoth

international space station

Jamaica, Queens

korea, north

La Brea Tar Pits

Mexican strip club

Men's pub with hooters-like server

New Ulm, Minnesota

Open house at the Playboy mansion

Pajama party at Hillary and Bill's Park Avenue Co-op

Quisinos

rosie stand-up marathon at latifah pajamas party

Star Trek convention

If you're with someone who wouldn't love a trip to the International Spacestation, you need to rethink your relationshop.

Tatooine, especially near Mos Eisley.

undercover stakeout

Valentine's Day celebration at a women's prison

waterpark in January

X-rated movie convention

your mom's basement

zoo

Astronaut

Babysitter

Cartographer