Ear worm infestation

Fasciolopsiasis

Goner Rea

(not sure if I have it spelled right, but I know my sister in law had it more then once..)

Herpes simplex

Itchy Taint

Jock Itch

krud :)

Lyme Disease

Mono

Norovirus

Opisthorchis

As I was stuck on the O, I had to look thiis one up... so all you lovers of raw fish, please be careful out there....

Opisthorchis species are liver fluke parasites that humans can get by eating raw or undercooked fish, crabs, or crayfish from areas in Asia and Europe where the parasite is found, including Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Germany, Italy, Belarus, Russia, Kazakhstan, and Ukraine

Plague, Bubonic

Queerness. (This must be infectious because quite a few people have this these days)

Rabies

STD’s, various

Tuberculosis

Urinary tract infection

Venereal Disease

Warts on your wiener is never a good thing

There is no "X"...

Yellow Fever

Yes there is an X...

Xenotropic murine leukemia virus-related virus.

Zirka Virus

Adenoidectomy

Boil lance and drain

castration

Dilation and Curettage (D and C)

electro convulsive therapy

fecal occult blood test

GI exam, lower

Husband Stitch

:tiphat:

I.u.d.

Joint replacement

Knee replacement

Lopedhimophamy (male to female gender reassignment???)

But seriously...

liposuction

Mri

Necropsy

Oral Cholecystogram

pelvic exam

Quad Marker Screen Test