making mookie with my wife

nothing

opining on this thread

Picking my nose.

Q-tip insertion into my ears

resting

sincerely adrift at times...

Twiddling thumbs.

Underestimate the effects of alcohol

validating my meager existence...

Weaving in and out of traffic in order to be on time to work got me noticed by the CHP and I got pulled over. When the officer ran my license he found two warrants and I also had expired tags and no insurance. When he came back to the car and asked me to get out, I spilled the beer I was holding and he also saw the crack pipe and a baggy full of weed sticking out from under the seat. Oh, and I was drunk, had been up for three days tripping on acid and forgot to put on my pants before I left the house.

quadrabrilation appears to have not been your strong suit that fateful morning, as i'm sure you quickly realized once you'd sobered up.

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Is that an "x" word? :icon17:

inorite! :shakes head:

xxx porn

yearning lustfully...

Z-car detailing

At the break of dawn when i awake

Is that a category?

:confused:

New Category: Things you can see

apples

boobies

c u n t

Disappointment

earthly thangs

frenesis

goods

household wares

indigo color

jars of moonshine

knife fights when I lived in New York

leaves

moonlit Black Hawk rides through the wilds of Afghanistan

nails

orangutans in the wild

pumpkins at Halloween

Queen of hearts playing card