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New Category: Things Found in the Workplace
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I really want to say A**holes but.....
Argon for welding. |
Bottled water
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Copier
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Dummies in general
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Excuses as to why commitments are not met.:icon17:
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Fruitcakes, all of 'em politically correct of course.
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goofing off instead of actually adding value
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Health and Safety procedures that no one follows
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insubordinate junior consultants for whom "work ethic" is only an abstract term
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Jaded old timers that always did it a certain way....and continue on...
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kooky developer who is into cosplay
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Lunch Losers. (Since when is lunch supposed to be 1 hour and 45 minutes?)
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Moochers -- people who take stuff that does not belong to them...
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Not giving any f**ks about the quality of their work people.
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office supply theivery
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Politics, any kind....
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Queen Latifah songs blaring from the breakroom
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Rap music, of any kind
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Stale donuts in the conference room
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Temps, as in dazed and confused
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Unintentional sexual harassment...or is it
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Vitamins in your lunch box
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Workaholics, the ones that make the rest of us look like lazy asses.
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Zoom zooming in your miata to Haedees on your lunch break
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New Category: Ways to be Fired
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Alcoholic consumption before or during your work day
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Bong hits in the breakroom
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C*cking your bosses wife
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Drinking during your interview with the CEO
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Eating your lunch during an important meeting in the boardroom.
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Farting loudly during your presentation to the board, then exclaiming "That was a good one!!!"
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Grabbing the receptionist’s by the p**** (Trump style)
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Happy Hour, every hour, during work hours.
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insubordinate comments
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J*rking off to porn on your company computer
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Kicking back and putting your feet on your boss’s desk
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leaning over the CFO's desk, constantly, to catch a glimpse of cleavage
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Making pictures of your rear on the copier
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