gonorrhea

heart disease

insane ex-wife with a pistol and 6 cocktails under her belt

juggling a separated-from-wife from a new love interest and then going back to said (really angry, really pride full) ex after the newbee proves to be somewhat crazy and realizing that the ex is really bitter and that the GF is very jealous and pissed off, even thou i started up the affair again, becoz the ex gave me such grief,
and the GF shows up at my frt. dr. the day before my 7th wed-anny.

i wasn't kilt, butt, upon arrival home from work, the next day, 7th anny---my house was emptied by her dad/uncles, et al...and, ironically, it was the only day i ever brought her flowers home to honor our marriage...

i survived---

kinky places like the ledge of a cliff

losing your footing at the edge of the grand canyon...

making love with Oprah and being completely swallowed up

nearly suffocated f'in' a fatty on top only to die of a heart attack trying to extricate one's self...

octopus attack while skin diving

pumping gas w/a stupid-*** ciggie in your mouth...

Queen Latifah was not satisfied after 1 1/2 hours of uninterrupted cunninglus

realizing, too late, that your numb tongue has swollen so dangerously that in an instance, once the pungent pussy-smell of one Queen L.'s cum hits your nose, the gasp and subsequent reflex swallowing of said tongue, kills you...GASP...

scorpion bite

too much drinkin'...

underestimated the guy in the bar's strength when you questioned his intelligence in front of his woman

vying for the attention of the woman of the man onzedge is getting pummeled by whilst he is distracted only to find that it was one punch and done and now it is i in the headlights...yikes...

whacking the vending machine that ripped me off for a bag of M&Ms -- over and over until it tipped over and crushed me

xeroxing my arse as a joke showing my wee mini crabs, during my break during filming of discovery channel's "deadliest catch" whenest a giant F'-IN' wave broke over the bow an' flooded the floor, i.e., an' lite my arse up, oh golly, gee, yes...i'm a deadman...

yelling at the guy who is talking too loud on the airplane and he is drunk, so he stabs me with the Delta Airlines fork that came with his First Class meal

zebra-pelted seats, catch fire in dignity class on delta's flight where drunken flier's fight a death by fork battle, thus inflaming and consuming by fire the rest of thee otherwise so-called-entitled wayfarers to become fieriers themselves whenst onzedge pulls out his mini bunsen-burner in a failed attempt to ward off yet another 1st class ***...rip, my man...rip...

argonauts

Battleship

cruisers

destroyers

enterprise

Farragut

gun boats

hara-kiri committed by Takijirō Ōnishi after Japan's naval defeat

island attack by complete surprise on a peaceful early sunny sunday morning...see pearl harbor, see big mistake, eventually, see don't mess with the US or the Manhattan project...mofo...

Japan's defeat at Midway

kamikaze attacks on our ships

Leyte Gulf

Note: The Battle of Leyte Gulf, formerly known as the Second Battle of the Philippine Sea, is generally considered to be the largest naval battle of World War II and, by some criteria, possibly the largest naval battle in history[4] alongside the Battle of Red Cliffs in 208 CE and the Battle of Salamis in 480 BCE. (from Wikipedia)

midway

Nimitz, Chester

overseas supply routes

Pacific 7th Fleet

quicksilver-like PT boats and the quintessential 60's prez candidate and part-time 60's prez...

Rolling-airframe missiles