zealously masturbating into many a sock when i were a younger man...sigh...

Your turn for a category selection...

unusual habbits

Apples must be peeled before they eat them


I should note: this is not me, it's was a person in trade school that did it, very weird to see in person. He had some OCD problems too though :ugh2:

breaking an' entering to see how the other half (the joneses) lives...

counting steps before entering the house

don't trust nobody...(i.e.---the who: "don't get fooled again")...

evenly distributing M&M's by color before eating them

fooled by people i trusted

grouping M&M's/skittles by colour and eating them one colour at a time….

...having a big bag of M&M's, dumping them out, sorting them by color, entering the color distribution frequency on my spreadsheet, printing a histogram of the results, performing the ANOVA calculation on the data, noticing that brown are under-represented, taking pictures of my piles, sending an angry letter about the statistical anomaly (along with photos, graphs, etc.) to the President of Mars, Inc., then eaingt all the M&Ms and waiting patiently for the reply and my free M&Ms...

...i purchased 3 big bags of M&M's this morning just to see what all the fuss was about as far as sorting, scarfing down, etc, etc...butt, for the life of me, i derived no sexual pleasure whatsoever!!!...am i doing something wrong?!? do i need to find yet another hobby/habit to comfort myself...?!?---sigh...

just before getting on an airplane (which I do between 4 and 7 times per week, I buty a bag of peanut M&Ms at any gift shop but, before I pay for them, I dump them out on the counter in front of the non-caring clerk -- I then quickly sort them and refuse to pay unless the distribution of colors pleases me...

keep thinking after reading this thread: i really, REALLY need to sort thru my underwear drawers...

licking all the candy coating from my sorted M&Ms -- one color at a time...

melting 3 bags, and any others ever bought by mistake, hallow-weenie or otherwise, to avoid addiction to an obvious obsession/habit, somewhat similar to heroin, it would seem...

never eating brown M&Ms

opening a bag of of M&M and saying the skittles slogan taste the rainbow

Pouring M&Ms all over my naked body as my wife chants 'Melts in your mouth, not in your hand' over and over

quietly moaning my ex's name in my sleep...

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Crap, I forgot the category...

Oh yeah...

rubbing "accidentally" up against strange women in the airport then telling them, in a seductive voice, "My pockets are full of M&Ms and I will gladly share"

...sir, did you also happen to mention that while it may not be entirely true that the M&M's will indeed start to nicely "warm up a bit but not quite melt" whilst in hand and certainly more whilst the nearer to the nether regions, they will CERTAINLY melt nicely once coating the object of YOUR desire, in her mouth...good day, sir...

sitting on my hands to avoid temptation whilst friends are over watching 'modern family' or selma hayek...

:tiphat:

Taking too long in the airplane lavatory...

unwillingness to venture forth in the world, anymore...

viewing porn nonstop

watching porn w/o an erection...sigh...

xtremely aroused when i see jaybull and onzedge around

yelling at strangers

zoolander the only dvd on my netflix queue for months now...

assassin

botulism

cut throat pirates

deranged ex-wives who ignore restraining orders

ex g/fs that want to cut off your testicles when you sleep

fat, horny chicks that straddle you and then pass out on top on you after a night of heavy drinking...