itching taking bubble bath with rosie o'donnell

Jogging through the Everglades

kayaking with latifah queen where she leans all the way on one side.

Lion training

Making love to a light socket

night time hobo fighting...

opening a savings account with your last $10,000 at Bob and Mike's Savings and Loan and Dry Cleaning

Prancing around in your pj's in Peshawar

queuing up for bungee jumping

Riding rhinos in Rwanda.

siphoning gas from a Hell's Angels' hog

Taking a dump in a junkyard while three pit bulls sneak up on you.

using your tongue to test an electrical circuit

veering into oncoming traffic

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Wife neglecting

X rated porning when your wife/girlfriend is ( you think) sleeping...

X-raying xenophobes in your birthday suit

yelling "Does anyone have change for a $100?" on East 14th Street in Oakland at 2 AM

Zip-lining through a cannibal pigmy village in Papua New Guinea

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Advertisements on TV
A know it all ****

Broads with bad attitudes

Captain America lol

Demagogues

Emir's

False people

Gas (intestinal)

huge azzes crammed into three-sizes-too-small yoga pants

inbred imbeciles

Justin Bieber

Kuwaiti sheiks

Mustangs leaving car shows and
Learning the alphabet since l come before m lol

Nuclear superpowers measuring their d!cks at the expense of us regular folks, who would simply prefer to be left alone so that we can live our lives.

Opinions ( “People with opinions just go around bothering one another.” ― Buddha)

Political correctness... :gtfo2:

I will second that...:iagree:

Quitters

Religious Fanatics

Stories about the Russians. Enough already!

Taliban