Joke of the Day

Togo

This might be a repost but I can't remember..

There was a father planting a garden with his 3 year old daughter.

The daughter asks, "Daddy what kind of spider is that?"

He replies "that is a daddy long legs spider."

She says "Look there is one spider on top of another spider, what are they doing?"

Her dad says "They are making baby spiders."

She asks "Is the one on top a daddy long legs and the one on the bottom a mommy long legs?"

Her dad says "No they are both daddy long legs."

She ponders this for a moment then she stomps on the spiders and says "Well, we are NOT having that kind of shit in our garden!"

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