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Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red headed Bitch with a yeast infection.

Q: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A: One of his fingers is clean.

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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