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Old 10-15-2009, 03:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Here is one that'll make a few people uneasy

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

















She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
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Here is one that'll make a few people uneasy

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
















She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.


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Spousebroken: /Spows-bro-ken/ adj., Trained, especially by one's spouse, to have habits that are appropriate for indoor living. n., The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

Sentence: My sexiest man alive happily washes the windows, cleans the toilets, and jumps into bed whenever I say "Do!", now that he is completely spousebroken.

Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken -- to train to obedience; tame. (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits... Ha!)
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