Joke of the Day

edeeZee · 07-07-2009, 05:10 PM

There's kid, and he goes to school 1 day and the teacher asks: what part of the body goes to heaven 1st?

Then this girl raises her hand, the teacher waits for her answer: the head, because it does a lot of thinking, so it goes to heaven first.

The teacher asks again: what part of the body goes to heaven first?

This boy raises his hand, the teacher waits for his response: the hands, because they do a lot of work, so they deserve to go to heaven first.

The teacher asks for the last time: what part of the body goes to heaven first?

Finally, the kid raises his hand and answers: the feet!

The teacher asks: why?

the kid: one night, I walked into my parents' bedroom and saw my mother's feet in the air, and she was screaming: OH GOD, OH GOD!!!!

07-07-2009, 05:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
edeeZee Track Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: s. cali, los angeles Posts: 627 Drives: 09 370z plat 6 speed Rep Power: 268	There's kid, and he goes to school 1 day and the teacher asks: what part of the body goes to heaven 1st? Then this girl raises her hand, the teacher waits for her answer: the head, because it does a lot of thinking, so it goes to heaven first. The teacher asks again: what part of the body goes to heaven first? This boy raises his hand, the teacher waits for his response: the hands, because they do a lot of work, so they deserve to go to heaven first. The teacher asks for the last time: what part of the body goes to heaven first? Finally, the kid raises his hand and answers: the feet! The teacher asks: why? the kid: one night, I walked into my parents' bedroom and saw my mother's feet in the air, and she was screaming: OH GOD, OH GOD!!!!