Joke of the Day

Togo · 09-29-2009, 05:40 PM

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains "

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches "

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her new computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows"

XwChriswX · 09-30-2009, 04:31 PM

It's not a story, but a pic... Enjoy.

New idea, here's the pic, now make a caption for it... ready? GO!

Togo · 09-30-2009, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX

It's not a story, but a pic... Enjoy.

New idea, here's the pic, now make a caption for it... ready? GO!

This will teach her to talk during the big game!

Now she won't have a bigger ass than our Ass

Ok thats all I got...

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09-29-2009, 05:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 659	A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains " The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches " "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her new computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!" The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows"