The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies)

blackcherry20 · 10-24-2012, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725

watchu talkin' 'bout WIllis?! Are you old enough to know that for real?! LOL <3 u pint! u so funny!

Pintsize725 · 10-24-2012, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackcherry20

watchu talkin' 'bout WIllis?! Are you old enough to know that for real?! LOL <3 u pint! u so funny!

Nope, not old enough!

blackcherry20 · 10-24-2012, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Nope, not old enough!

blackcherry20 · 10-24-2012, 10:15 AM

hi everybody! Having a bit of lunch and surfing the web....rained on me coming to work this am. another excuse to care for my Z

onzedge · 10-24-2012, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackcherry20

hi everybody! Having a bit of lunch and surfing the web....rained on me coming to work this am. another excuse to care for my Z

Ma'am.

Pintsize725 · 10-24-2012, 10:24 AM

I thought of this thread when I read this:

blackcherry20 · 10-24-2012, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725

I thought of this thread when I read this:

there is a guy here that some days I just don't even speak to him for that exact reason.

blackcherry20 · 10-24-2012, 10:24 AM

wot up king goob! I should be zipping around but instead I am stuck here in this office....making effing copies of procedures....ahem, excuse me?! that's all I am good for!? w h a t e v e r .

blackcherry20 · 10-24-2012, 10:28 AM

I am def gettign a different personalized plate....having a female name on your car is just an invitation for every pick up driving redneck in a three county radius to ride my azz and blow diesel fumes all over me when i LET him pass.

blackcherry20 · 10-24-2012, 10:38 AM

*sigh*

back to work (avoiding assessments! bahahahaha)....

have a great afternoon you guyz and Pint! LOL!

onzedge · 10-24-2012, 10:46 AM

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet
pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's
chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and
sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has
passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the
vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean
you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
room. He returned a few minutes later with a black
Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on
in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the
vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out
of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back
on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably,
a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"
she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the
Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

Nismo89 · 10-24-2012, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet
pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's
chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and
sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has
passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the
vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean
you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
room. He returned a few minutes later with a black
Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on
in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the
vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out
of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back
on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably,
a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"
she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the
Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

hahaha!

shadoquad · 10-24-2012, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet
pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's
chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and
sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has
passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the
vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean
you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
room. He returned a few minutes later with a black
Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on
in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the
vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out
of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back
on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably,
a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"
she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the
Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

Huck · 10-24-2012, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackcherry20

there is a guy here that some days I just don't even speak to him for that exact reason.

That's what she said!! Hahahahaha

Sorry I had to be a jerk for a second, morning everyone!

I'm sleepy as hell, and I found $20 in my work pants so I can't tell what kind of day this is gonna be.

The mall is having a Halloween costume contest for little tiny kids, so that means screaming babies and about 50/50 super hot/ super ugly moms. Also I'm taking apart the mall's jungle Jim and kids are screaming "MOMMY!! HE'S BREAKING MY JUNGLE JIM!!" and the parents are mad at me.

Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

blackcherry20 · 10-24-2012, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huck

That's what she said!! Hahahahaha

Sorry I had to be a jerk for a second, morning everyone!

I'm sleepy as hell, and I found $20 in my work pants so I can't tell what kind of day this is gonna be. The mall is having a Halloween costume contest for little tiny kids, so that means screaming babies and about 50/50 super hot/ super ugly moms. Also I'm taking apart the mall's jungle Jim and kids are screaming "MOMMY!! HE'S BREAKING MY JUNGLE JIM!!" and the parents are mad at me.

Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

you are quite the guy Huck!

made me laugh out loud this time!

10-24-2012, 10:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
blackcherry20 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Ohio Posts: 22,752 Drives: ‘17 badazz Z51 Rep Power: 240461	hi everybody! Having a bit of lunch and surfing the web....rained on me coming to work this am. another excuse to care for my Z __________________ Grand Sport Corvette Arctic White

10-24-2012, 10:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211846	I thought of this thread when I read this: __________________ Tracie

10-24-2012, 10:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
blackcherry20 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Ohio Posts: 22,752 Drives: ‘17 badazz Z51 Rep Power: 240461	wot up king goob! I should be zipping around but instead I am stuck here in this office....making effing copies of procedures....ahem, excuse me?! that's all I am good for!? w h a t e v e r . __________________ Grand Sport Corvette Arctic White

10-24-2012, 10:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
blackcherry20 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Ohio Posts: 22,752 Drives: ‘17 badazz Z51 Rep Power: 240461	I am def gettign a different personalized plate....having a female name on your car is just an invitation for every pick up driving redneck in a three county radius to ride my azz and blow diesel fumes all over me when i LET him pass. __________________ Grand Sport Corvette Arctic White

10-24-2012, 10:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
blackcherry20 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Ohio Posts: 22,752 Drives: ‘17 badazz Z51 Rep Power: 240461	sigh back to work (avoiding assessments! bahahahaha).... have a great afternoon you guyz and Pint! LOL! __________________ Grand Sport Corvette Arctic White

10-24-2012, 10:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 65 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684738	A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150." __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

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