The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies)

Originally Posted by Huck

It's your car, drive it how you want it!

Hello from the beach again everyone! This white boy needs some color. And a MIL that doesn't talk your freaking ear off. Sheesh. I like going to the beach, putting my headphones in and playing some relaxing ambient electronics stuff, and goo g to sleep. The MIL won't shut up about how horrible that girl looks, or how tiny that guys package looks in those shorts, or when are we gonna make babies? I'm going to drown her. And my wife has been on the phone for an hour now talking about Korean drama tv.

This is why I go to the beach alone on Monday's.


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Originally Posted by Huck

*UPDATE*

The MIL got a phone call 20 minutes ago and wondered off. I lookup just now and see her walking back to us with her stupid friend Angela. Angela is also Colombian, extremely dumb, huge fake boobs, and enough plastic surgery to buy a mansion. I hate this woman. She is nothing but annoying and self centered. So now I'm pissed that the MIL is bringing her over here because she knows how much I dislike this woman. So I pretend to be asleep so I do t have to talk to her. I hear them walk up, and then Angela says "oh Moni, look at my new shoes!" then WHAM. Entire face full of sand. She picked her foot up to show Moni and kicked sand all in my face. I jumped up screaming wtf and she thought that was funny.

I'm about to kill me some putas.


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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

You white boys........

Is your wife really THAT close to her mother? Why is the MIL always around?

Originally Posted by Huck

She LIVES WITH US. Against my will might I add.


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