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370zproject · 02-06-2010, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost

the funny part is how many pple found that helpfull

Anatoray · 02-06-2010, 05:02 PM

Hating on the bible and christianity is the hip, free thinking thing to do.

soCo · 02-06-2010, 08:45 PM

Awesome stuff in this thread, I think I'm only up to page 30 something. So if this is a re-post sorry.

From one of my favorite blogs called Don't Even Reply - Emails from an *******. Guys finds craigslist ads and responds to them, some of the top ones:

Quote:

Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.

From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.

Quote:

Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!

From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson

Hey,

I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that ***** just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?

From Jim ***** to Me

Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

OH **** YOU MIKE!! DROP ******* DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF **** I ******* HATE YOU!!!

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

**** YOU, you stupid ****! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were ******* Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his **** in some rotten pussy. You ******* twat.

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

MIKE YOU ******* ******* THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Ooh I'm real ******* scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black **** in your mouth you ******* WHORE

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR ******* WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF **** HUSBAND WITH IT

From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson

Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his ****.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

**** YOU

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Will both of you shut the **** up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus ******* christ man c'mon!

Togo · 02-06-2010, 08:48 PM

I love emails from an *******

SmoothZ · 02-06-2010, 09:20 PM

lmfao! those emails are great!

frost · 02-07-2010, 11:01 AM

frost · 02-07-2010, 11:01 AM

I hate it when I'm listening to benches sing and some a-hole screws it up by talking

molamann · 02-07-2010, 11:39 AM

Nah, that ******* is emitting dopplar waves out of his mouth.

frost · 02-07-2010, 01:29 PM

Anatoray · 02-07-2010, 01:41 PM

Yeah, no one ever argued that Avatar was an original story lol.

frost · 02-07-2010, 02:28 PM

02-07-2010, 03:03 PM

frost · 02-07-2010, 05:19 PM

frost · 02-07-2010, 05:22 PM

Beer Serve Fail

Triple's · 02-07-2010, 05:24 PM

02-06-2010, 08:48 PM	#5764 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,616 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 23	I love emails from an ******* __________________ This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan. Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan

02-06-2010, 09:20 PM	#5765 (permalink)
SmoothZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arrakis Posts: 7,748 Drives: giant sandworm Rep Power: 24	lmfao! those emails are great! __________________ "Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian." "I talk to myself, and when I do that, I know I'm talking to an intelligent person."

02-07-2010, 11:01 AM	#5767 (permalink)
frost Admin Assistant Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 103,379 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 10	I hate it when I'm listening to benches sing and some a-hole screws it up by talking Last edited by frost; 02-07-2010 at 11:41 AM.

02-07-2010, 11:39 AM	#5768 (permalink)
molamann A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,660 Drives: 370Z with NAVVVVV Rep Power: 8	Nah, that ******* is emitting dopplar waves out of his mouth. __________________ Venaci VS124 20X9.5 + 20X12 \| Berk HFC \| Injen CAI \| Eibach Springs \| Invidia Gemini CBE

02-07-2010, 05:24 PM	#5775 (permalink)
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02-06-2010, 05:02 PM	#5762 (permalink)
Anatoray Track Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 801 Drives: 09 BLK 370Z Rep Power: 6	Hating on the bible and christianity is the hip, free thinking thing to do.

02-07-2010, 11:01 AM	#5766 (permalink)
frost Admin Assistant Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 103,379 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 10

02-07-2010, 01:29 PM	#5769 (permalink)
frost Admin Assistant Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 103,379 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 10

02-07-2010, 01:41 PM	#5770 (permalink)
Anatoray Track Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 801 Drives: 09 BLK 370Z Rep Power: 6	Yeah, no one ever argued that Avatar was an original story lol.

02-07-2010, 02:28 PM	#5771 (permalink)
frost Admin Assistant Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 103,379 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 10

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02-07-2010, 05:19 PM	#5773 (permalink)
frost Admin Assistant Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 103,379 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 10

02-07-2010, 05:22 PM	#5774 (permalink)
frost Admin Assistant Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 103,379 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 10	Beer Serve Fail

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