Golf outing with your blind date, right before she tries her eagle putt

High School prom during a slow dance with the girl you were hoping to lose your virginity to.

In the middle of delivering a sermon, right after you say "Can I get an Amen, Brothers?"

Just before a co-worker walks into the staff room and passes right behind you.

Kitchen table while saying grace with your family before Thanksgiving dinner

Laying down on the table right before your massage at Madame Wong's Happy Endings Spa

Mass given by Pope Benedict at the Vatican during a silent moment of prayer.

Nightly News watching at your girlfriend's parents' house after dinner

Orientation in front of the newbie group

Parachuting with some poor instructor strapped behind you.

Quilting Bee at my ex-wife's house, with 20 of her flannel-wearing, patchouli oil-infused lesbian friends who hate men, but tolerate me because of my photography skills and all-around coolness so they invite me to all their stuff (this is not made up, by the way)

Right in my ex girlfriend's face when I come over later for a game of Twister

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Sitting in a crowded DMV office

Top floor of a highrise building while stuck in an elevator with the hot girl from accounting.

Urinating in the office washroom without knowing your boss is in one of the cell...

Victoria's Secret model meet & greet.

Watching silent movie with in-laws

Xylophone recital -- my son's first, during the hushed silence before he strikes his first note

your job interview

Z-car show -- pointing out the finer mods and features of my 370Z to a couple of MILF honeys back in July at the First Friday show in Roseville. CA -- forgetting about the 14 complimentary tacos I ate an hour before at the new Mexican restaurant's grand opening and then letting one rip so hard that is set off all the car alarms in a 40 foot radius

Achieving top performer in my department 10/12 months last year

Being a reasonably good Dad and husband.

Catching juvenile diabetes, age 9mos old, and 30 years later still healthy and happy.

Delivering classes and presentations professionally -- something that used to terrify me and now I am a top performer in those arenas

Exercising daily to maintain good physical health and a positive attitude.

Fixing broken things -- like my elderly neighbor's garage door opener at 830 last night

Going back to school and attaining my MCSE.

Nice. I am a simple MCP with Microsoft.

Anyway, next entry:

Having two reasonably good kids who are turning into smart, capable adults but still ask me for money for their Volvo and Z projects.

Inventions that have earned patents.

Jury duty dodging by giving the judge, prosecutor and defense attorneys the impression that I am mentally unstable and potentially dangerous and I never get selected to sit on a jury

Knocking last years champs out of the playoffs in Men's basketball.

Living my life as a good example -- or at least rying

My family, which I'm proud to be a part of most of all.

Not being an azz most of the time

Opting to choose a 370Z over an 06 M coupe with 25K on the odometer.

Paying all my debts off a few years ago and now pay cash for almost everything -- even Z's

Quit the job from an a$$-like boss

If I could like this twice, I would. :icon17:


Questioning the religion instilled on me growing up and figuring out what I believe for myself.

restraining myself from kicking the sh*t out of an a$$ coworker