Sobriety -- of which I have 12 1/2 years

Traveling overseas once a year.

Underwear dry for two hours now!

Voice against non-sense billing

Weight loss

XXX amateur taping put to a halt to focus on a meaningful relationship.

Yellow Daffodils that I planted years ago and bloom by the dozens each winter in my yards

Zelda: Princess Twilight for Wii - beat it finally after 80 hours of logged time.

Applying dish detergent on my mom's car to wash it. I was 12, was out of car wash, and didn't know any better lol.

Being the last one picked for teams in high school -- before my body started cooperating with me

Crying on my first day of 1st grade when my mom dropped me off.

Dodging acorns from inside your car when they get stopped by the windshield.

Entering the adult movie section of West Coast Video when I was 13 and being caught by my dad when he saw me sneak back there.

Farting loudly, I could not hold it, on the first day of 8th grade, in home room, at a new school

Getting in a fight at a high school dance in 10th grade. DJ stopped playing music, lights came on, and parents were called.

Hung over, after emptying the minibar twice the day before, and delivering a speech in front of 350 angry people...

Instigating a fight between two classmates.

Jumping off the second story roof, with my brother, of our Newport, RI house when I was in sixth grade, using my home-made parachute constructed from my Mom's new queen-sized sheets

It did not work as planned

Killing a deer with my AP1 Honda S2000 while driving home through Valley Forge National Park at 3AM

Lying on my doorstep one morning, cut and bruised, with no recoolection of the night before's events

Mistakenly message "hey honey, I miss you so much...." to ex-wife cell phone...

Not wearing a suit to a friend's wedding

Occlude the drainage with the check-valve in wrong direction while didn't notice and demonstrate to your co-worker...

Proposed marriage to my girlfriend who said no because ianshe had decided she was lesb

Quit smoking and told friends and family, only to relapse a week later.

Been there...

Realized at the last minute that I had brought the wrong presentation materials with me to one of my classes

Sh!t during class when 3 yrs old

Tried to drink 21 shots for my 21st birthday and puked all over the sidewalk outside of the bar.

Underwear day at work!!! Turns out, it was a joke and I did not know it. I worked the day in my Hanes.

Ahahah.



Valentine's Day, I was seeing a woman (just physical, nothing more) and she showed up at my place with a gift and I had nothing at all for her.

Watching porn on my VCR and forgot to have the blinds drawn. A few days later, my neighbor made a comment about my viewing habits to me in front of my wife.

X-ray clinic the first time thought have to take off everything to shoot on the neck...

Young kid on the boardwalk points out to me that I have bird sh!t on my shirt.

Z-28 Camaro -- showing off while a little buzzed, performed an uncontrolled slide into the curb, causing 7 grand worth of damage and the car made horrible noises while I was driving it, waiting for parts -- to serve as a reminder of my stupidity

New Category: Things you would do if you had 24hrs to live.

Ask forgiveness

Beat up ex-wife family-law lawyer

cash in my retirement savings

lol

Drive my 370Z right through the Porsche showroom window and drive right out the same window in a 911 GT2