Years of Solitude, One Hundred

Z, World War

Your turn.

Ache after falling down skating

bobsledding drunk

Congregating in the ski-lodge with 800 dollar per hour ski-bunnies

Dodging ice patches in the Z while shifting, texting, drinking coffee, and getting road head from my neighbor's mail order bride.

Edge-wise drifting across Lake Minnetonka in a rented Chevy Suburban while taking nips from a bottle of 100 proof peppermint schnapps (this was in 1992)

Flinging snowballs at the $300 a night hookers while they're trying to flag down johns.

Getting sideways on I-94 while in my rented Jeep Liberty and headed toward Fergus Falls MN

Having Christmas lunch at the titty bar, free buffet from 11am-2pm

Ice-house fishing on Battle Lake

Just staying warm and having fun.

Kicking back by a fire while it pours rain outside

Laying around the house getting massaged by $800 a night hookers.

Making snow angels with my wife

Bump

Nude nightswimming in the heated pool

Occasionally going outside to get cold, just to come back inside and enjoy the warmth

Partake in hookah and Starbucks nights around the fireplace

Quizzing everyone about what they got for Christmas

Racing my cousin in my modded Lotus Esprit on Grand Turismo 5.

Sitting around, doing nothing

Trivial Pursuit nights with family.

Unwrapping gifts on Christmas morning and forgetting that you bought your wife a corset and stockings a few months ago, wrapped them up and put them under the tree and your parents, kids and in-laws are there while she opens up the gift

Visiting your friends and clear up the beers in their fridge

Watch "Home Alone" for the umpteenth time.

xxx-rated activities with love one

yearn for spring when the sports car can come back out again.

Z car maintenance

You pick next topic

Agoraphobia

Bi-polar

Conversion disorder

Dissociative identity disorder

Exhibitionism

Fetishism (stockings comes to mind)

Gender identity disorder

Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder