Yorktown, U.S.S.

Zefram Cochrane

Alphabet Category Game

Assume you'll have more time later.

Being on the forum during working hours when there is a presentation due in one week and I have not finished it yet.

Campo Alegre for $27 an hour Colombians

Delving into yard work instead of working on the presentation that's due next Monday.

Eating

Farting around, doing nothing

Gaming online

Hanging out with my grand-daughter rather than working on the presentation I have to deliver next Monday and Tuesday.

Instead of working, 370z.com to play Word Association.

Installing my Stillen grounding kit instead of building out my PowerPoint that I need to deliver next Monday and Tuesday down in Dinuba, CA

Jerking off :)

Kick-box practice instead of working

Karate in the garage

Lawn mowing instead of working on my taxes

Movie marathons

Nose picking instead of driving

Nip/tuck marathon

Ordering stuff from amazon

Pinching a loaf while reading a magazine

Quarterbacking, Monday morning

Reading the forum instead of reading work documents

Sitting around looking at the pile of papers I need to go through

Taking my good ol time washing my Z and R

Undoing my to-do list one item at a time

Viewing porn instead of working on a report.

Wash the Z instead of cleaning the house

X-rated internet surfing

Yodelling lessons over appointment for yearly physical

Zzzzzz over studying...

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Airplane, fully-booked economy class section

Bed, under the covers, with your wife, after an all-you-can-eat chili dinner

Communion line during mass on Christmas morning.

During the presentation I am delivering next Monday and Tuesday, right after one of the audience asks a tough question and right in front of our director of sales and the prospect's CFO

Each time you thrust deeply into your lover.

Front seat of a movie theater during the flogging scene of Passion of the Christ.