Coitus unprotected

Drug abuse

Epilepsy left untreated

Freezing temperature exposure -- like living in the tundra

Going 100mph in a 15

Having too many mistresses

Injecting heroin

Jerking off -- that's what my mom said at least and I am trying to prove her wrong

Kite flying with a key in a thunderstorm

licking your finger and sticking it in a light socket

Mixing prescription meds with alcohol

nine iron swings to the head

Opening the gorilla cage to see what happens.

Putting Q-tips in your ears too deep and often

Quitting heroin cold turkey

Reading texts and driving at high speed while drunk

Sex with no condom in Uganda

Teasing wild animals while on safari

Unprotected sex with $800 a night hookers

Viagra use more than 4 times per day

Wearing a white power T shirt in Camden NJ

Xray technician without safety shield

yearning for another men's wives.

Z car driving in the rain with bald tires and VDC off while drunk and texting

Someone else please choose the next topic.

Next Topic: Ways to inflict pain

Applying pressure to someone's eyeballs with your thumbs

Butt plug insertion with no lube

Cracking walnuts on someone's forehead

Dragging someone d!ck first across the ground by a horse

Electric shock to the genitals

Fuq a woman in the butthole with a cactus

Grapple someone to the ground and tie them up to a stake near an anthill and then pour honey over their naked body

Hang someone off of a building by their testicles

icicles dropping onto exposed testicles

Jerry-rig a car's ignition to set-off explosives placed under the driver's seat

Kicking someone in the nuts with steel-toed boots until their gonads are a bloody pulp

Listening to my ex-wife sing "Dominique" in falsetto voice while badly strumming her off-key and out-of-tune guitar while strapped in a chair, naked, for 12 hours straight -- making you long for the sweet relief of death

Munching on some smelly carpet taco and inhaling the stench til your eyes tear up.

Nuts in a bench-vise