forgot passport

getting a cavity search from the TSA

hangover

Immigration thinks you are a terrorist!

Jagerbombs from the hotel bar, charged to the company paid-for room.

Keys lost

Lost ID

Manhandled by TSA because of the vibrating things found in carryon bags

nothing but middle seats available on the plane

Open container smuggling onto plane, resulting in multiple cavity searches and missed flight

probing in the anal cavity because you accidentally mentioned "bomb" in the tsa line

Quickie in the elevator at the DFW Marriott results in incarceration and missing flights

ruined clothing due to baggage handlers running over your suitcase with a tug

spilt coffee on suit due to turbulence

Turbulence over Colorado causes unscheduled landing

underwear bunches up into large space caused by previous cavity search

Varicose-veined old lady cut in front of you in line at security, took too long, and you missed your connection

Wild drunken evening with $800 a night hooker, wake up the next morning next to her in bed to find out she's a man.

Xylophone could not get through the xray machine and while you are waiting the 800 dollar hooker you arr trying to stiff catches up with you and she brought her pimp who beats you senseless

Your boss just flew off a mountain in his rental car; afterward, during a time of grief, mistake ex boss' wife, a mourning widow - for an $800 a night hooker. She nevertheless accepts and after a wild drunken night, you wake up the next morning next to her in bed to find out she's a man.

Zoink@! punched in the head...off to the ER.

New Category!!! Odd Names!!!

Artemus

Beauford

Cletus

Darko

I am reading this on an American Airlines flight right now -- heading from DFW back home. I am literally laughing out loud.

Thanks

Enrico

Flacco

Goober

Henrietta


Zedge: haha no problem, I like categories that I can write a long answer for :tiphat:

Iggy

Jacques

Kilroy

Lola

Melwood

Nelvus

Octavius

papi

Quill

Rufus