In an elevator, getting brains from your wife, trying to finish before reaching your floor, while attending a packed conference

Jacking off inconspicuously on a nude beach

Kite flying high performace kites at the Berkeley Marina wearing no pants and a Romney/Ryan t-shirt

Laser tag with $800 a night hookers that are dressed up to look like Princess Leia

Masturbating while peeking through a drilled hole in the Macy's dressing room while high on Amyl Nitrate and single malt scotch on Christmas Eve

Nightswimming in the Florida Everglades with an 800 dollar a night hooker while holding an open can of Bumblebee tuna.

Ocean yacht racing with a crew completely comprised of 20 year old debutantes who forgot all of their clothing except for garters, stockings and high-heeled pumps (and they have extremely low senses of morality)

Parachuting for 2, naked and attached behind an $800 a night hooker.

Queen-sized pantyhose play with big girls

Riding in the Cassini space probe, watching porn on my laptop before unlocking the secrets of Saturn

Spinning round and round on the elementary school merry-go-round in you Darth Vader costume after free-basing and drinking three 40 oz Old English in 5 minutes and singing "Free Bird"

Tobogganing after the $800 a night hooker I let drive my Z as it flies off a mountain

Upending police cars during the Occupy In-N-Out protests with an angry mob of disgruntled software consultants and after having been up for three days straight (sampling a fresh cshipment of un-stepped-on Peruvian Pink coke)

Venture to the center of the earth and along the way, encounter mole people that have been born without eyes. Find the prettiest one, pay her $800 a night.

whistle all night with the $800 mole wench

You are killing me.

Watching Mr. Vertigo get his brains sucked out by 100 $800 per night hookers, but they are all midget, pre-operative trans-sexual Phillipinos and I am high sniffing ether-soaked gym towels (no offense)

X-ray self having sex with X-ray technician on the table, ensuring to get both AP and lateral views.

yell "praise to the underground goddess" as you return to the surface after spending all night with an $800 mole wench.

Z-driving at high speed while talking on the phone, smoking a cigar and balancing a Bud tallboy between your knees while "educating" the mail-order Czech bride you just picked up at the airport -- oh yeah, the peyote button milkshake you drank a half an hour ago is kicking in...

New category, anyone???

Anyone?

New Category : Things you do in the gym

abs

Break my hip

calf raises

Deltoid tear

elbow rest

flexing in front of the mirror

get ripped

Hernia

Inject steroids

Jumping jacks

kicks

Limp to the locker room after dropped a weight on your foot

Overexert yourself and end up in the emergency room

passed_out

Oscillate on the treadmill

relaxing on the couch

Stairmaster climbing

tricep extensions