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TimeCop DVD
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Underwear that your grandma asked you to pick up in a crowded Walmart and they have to run a price check on them
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Viagra prescription while the attractive pharmacy tech is working
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Quote:
Whiskey and your AA sponsor is the checkout guy |
XXX tape of Screech from Saved By The Bell
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Zebra-striped ribbed condoms, extra small size
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New Category: New Year's Resolutions
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Admitting to my friends and family that I am a nymphomaniac and I have no plans to seek help.
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Being more tolerant of BMW and Subaru drivers
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Choose a new home and pull the trigger.
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Decide to be a better person to everyone -- even BMW and Subaru drivers
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Eat healthier and increase stamina, motivated by nymphomania
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Forgive people quicker, even Mercedes and Prius drivers
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Give to a charity so I can save my soul after indulging in an $800 a night hooker.
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Have compassion for people -- even BMW drivers
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I will quit smoking (after this pack) ;)
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Jump for joy more often
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Keep more of my receipts for tax season.
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Love my brothers and sisters more -- even the BMW folks
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Make more money so i can afford $800 per night hookers
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Never turn in front of Prius race-car drivers
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Offer my $800 a night hooker a glass of wine or three and maybe she'll cut the price down to $400.
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Pajama parties with my wife more often
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quit my job - JK
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race more
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Spend less time complaining about Prius drivers
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try to buy a prius
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Uncover the deeper reasons, through intensive pschoanalysis and shock therapy, for my aversion to BMW and Prius drivers
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video diary my new prius
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work on finishing the new house
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Xylophone lessons
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Yield to the green movement and trade my GT-R in for a Prius.
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Zero emissions and drive a Prius
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New Category: Infectious Diseases
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aids
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Bubonic plague
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Chicken Pox
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Diptheria
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Ebola
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Fungal infection
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