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Dodge Omni, 3 speed automatic.
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earwigs
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fungus
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gonorrhea
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herpes
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itching powder
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Jewel-encrusted jock strap
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Karate lessons from Joe Piscopo
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Les Miserables tickets
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Marathon TV series at home... alone
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Nuggets of Chicken, cold
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O, Oprah's magazine subscription
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Pen Pal websites
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Q-tip boxes
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Rowing machine
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Sandra Bernhard's sex tape
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Tupac t-shirt
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Underwear signed by George Michael
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Vibrator used by Janet Reno
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Wet tissues
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X-rated Betamax video cassettes
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YOLO baseball hat and T shirt combo
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Zebra-striped smoking jacket and ascot tie with matching house slippers
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New Category: What Not to Say to Your Significant Other
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@ss? yes it looks fat
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but I've always wanted to see if a wine botttle could fit up there.
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Can't you be more like my fourth wife?
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darling, $800 a night is nothing. I would have paid $1600 for you.
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Excuse the mess in my apartment, I had a get-together last night with some friends -- they cost me $600 each
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Fukk, your sister is so hot. I want to bang her.
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goodness you are getting fat
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here's you check for $800 now :gtfo2:
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I don't care what you think; I'm getting a penis reduction!! lol
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just swallow whatever I put in your mouth
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Keep the change!!!
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like i would ever pay you $800...
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Move over honey, we are having company in bed tonight. By the way, have you seen my checkbook anywhere?
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Now that the lights are off, you can get me hard.
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Oh my god!!! Is that your actual azz???
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Pussy hairs are stuck between my teeth, hun; I think you need to shave your muff.
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