The370z Useless Thread Part 3!

[Isamu]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.



The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage.



"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the

mechanic was working on the motorcycle..



The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and ask,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out,

repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish,

it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and

you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing

basically the same work?"



The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the

mechanic..........



"Try doing it with the engine running."