Zombie Apocalypse!!!

Originally Posted by my2004Z

To actually answer your question, here's what I bring to the table:

Skills & Experience:
I have at least 60 hours of watching survivorman and dual survivor.
I have watched every Walking Dead episode on AMC at least once
I am not a picky eater
I do not have any known alergies
I have a fully functioning reproductive system
I am a knot tying expert
I have a degree in electronics engineering & technical project management
I have vast experience in designing and building electromechanical weapons systems (simple to very complex)
I know how to manipulate mindless wandering idots
I can snare, decapatate, and use the zombie bodies to build a wall
I know how to hunt and properly butcher mammals
I am a good negotiator and do not freak out when the pressure is turned up
When it comes to rifles and other non-nuclear weapons, "I know a guy"
I have very good strategic thinking skills and can hold my own in a game of chess or checkers
I am left handed but can think like a right hander when needed
I am well versed in the use of the mighty katana sword
I am well versed in the use of nunchakus for fighting
I know where several easily defendable caves are located all of which are near running mountain streams/rivers
I own not one, but two very nice leatherman multi-tools

References Available Upon Request