Foodservice shenanigan's

smokejr · 06-25-2011, 11:02 AM

Not worth loosing karma points over, just remember what comes around goes around.....

Dark Sarcasm · 06-25-2011, 03:42 PM

i worked at Subway. A d-bag walked in and sat down and shouted out his order, then started reading a newspaper. Of course its Subway so I gotta ask what kind of bread, cheese, vegetables....... The whole time this dude is sitting down, reading his paper and ignoring my questions. I had to ask him 3 times what the hell he wanted on his sandwich. I got fed up with it and just started putting everything on it. Jalopenos,All the peppers, ALL the dressings, and then I put about a 1/4 inch of salt and pepper on the top of it. This sandwich was inedible. I wrapped it up and he left. I thought for sure he would come back but he never did.

Isamu · 06-25-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jjaden

Girls at a high end club seem to think bartenders are some kind of big deal after they have had a few drinks, and we aren't hammered, unlike most of the other guys in the club.

That's like when I was spinning records... I got offers all the time, for some of the nastiest, freakiest **** ever... lol

zmyride · 06-28-2011, 01:51 PM

I used to work at McDonald's in high school, one time this dude was making fun of my accent and told me to go back to my country...see i wasn't born here...so I went into the kitchen and put my two fingers deep inside my anus then rubbed my fingers on the buns and gave it to him. I never knew what happened to him as I never saw him again.

Another time at the same McDonalds, I was sweeping the ground in the outdoor eating area. Two guys in a Ferrari pulled up and parked the car next to the eating area. I said to them, "Nice car!" Then the driver told me, "Yeah, you can never afford it." Then they went inside and ordered two milkshakes. I was still recovering from a cold and still had some lingering coughs, so I coughed up a big thick humongous mucous, and spit it into one of the drinks, then gave it to the driver.

In college I was roommating with a Korean girl. She kicked me out so her friend could move in. a few days before I moved out, I emptied all the juice from her big Kimchee bottle and pissed in it to replace the juice. The next day, I saw her eat the Kimchee like she was in heaven.

TX_370 · 06-28-2011, 02:03 PM

^ lol!

KillerBee370 · 06-29-2011, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by smokejr

Not worth loosing karma points over, just remember what comes around goes around.....

Yeah but usually a food server is the one serving up the "going around" part due to the a-hole customer doing the "coming around" part.

So the way I see it... when someone acts like a complete dipsh!t and you put a rabbit turd in their milkshake, you're kinda just evening out the universe

ClemsonWill · 06-30-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by zmyride

I used to work at McDonald's in high school, one time this dude was making fun of my accent and told me to go back to my country...see i wasn't born here...so I went into the kitchen and put my two fingers deep inside my anus then rubbed my fingers on the buns and gave it to him. I never knew what happened to him as I never saw him again.

Another time at the same McDonalds, I was sweeping the ground in the outdoor eating area. Two guys in a Ferrari pulled up and parked the car next to the eating area. I said to them, "Nice car!" Then the driver told me, "Yeah, you can never afford it." Then they went inside and ordered two milkshakes. I was still recovering from a cold and still had some lingering coughs, so I coughed up a big thick humongous mucous, and spit it into one of the drinks, then gave it to the driver.

In college I was roommating with a Korean girl. She kicked me out so her friend could move in. a few days before I moved out, I emptied all the juice from her big Kimchee bottle and pissed in it to replace the juice. The next day, I saw her eat the Kimchee like she was in heaven.

Brutal!

06-25-2011, 03:42 PM	#17 (permalink)
Dark Sarcasm Track Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Katy Texas Posts: 552 Drives: 11 CTS-V Coupe Rep Power: 15	i worked at Subway. A d-bag walked in and sat down and shouted out his order, then started reading a newspaper. Of course its Subway so I gotta ask what kind of bread, cheese, vegetables....... The whole time this dude is sitting down, reading his paper and ignoring my questions. I had to ask him 3 times what the hell he wanted on his sandwich. I got fed up with it and just started putting everything on it. Jalopenos,All the peppers, ALL the dressings, and then I put about a 1/4 inch of salt and pepper on the top of it. This sandwich was inedible. I wrapped it up and he left. I thought for sure he would come back but he never did. __________________ wax

06-28-2011, 02:03 PM	#20 (permalink)
TX_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 5,389 Drives: American Rep Power: 28	^ lol! __________________ 2009 PW Nissan 370Z with Sports Package

06-25-2011, 11:02 AM	#16 (permalink)
smokejr Base Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Oregon Posts: 64 Drives: mb mt Rep Power: 14	Not worth loosing karma points over, just remember what comes around goes around.....

06-28-2011, 01:51 PM	#19 (permalink)
zmyride Track Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 631 Drives: 10 Black Sports 7AT Rep Power: 16	I used to work at McDonald's in high school, one time this dude was making fun of my accent and told me to go back to my country...see i wasn't born here...so I went into the kitchen and put my two fingers deep inside my anus then rubbed my fingers on the buns and gave it to him. I never knew what happened to him as I never saw him again. Another time at the same McDonalds, I was sweeping the ground in the outdoor eating area. Two guys in a Ferrari pulled up and parked the car next to the eating area. I said to them, "Nice car!" Then the driver told me, "Yeah, you can never afford it." Then they went inside and ordered two milkshakes. I was still recovering from a cold and still had some lingering coughs, so I coughed up a big thick humongous mucous, and spit it into one of the drinks, then gave it to the driver. In college I was roommating with a Korean girl. She kicked me out so her friend could move in. a few days before I moved out, I emptied all the juice from her big Kimchee bottle and pissed in it to replace the juice. The next day, I saw her eat the Kimchee like she was in heaven.