Foodservice shenanigan's

Jjaden · 06-25-2011, 08:57 AM

I started as a server for about 4 years, and worked as a Night Club bartender for 6 years.

I haven't sabotaged people's food because I would literally destroy someone for doing that to me.

When I first started as a server, I was serving a couple cops and they ordered a vegetarian pizza. I rang it in, and asked for extra sausage, and extra bacon because I thought I was being clever "Bacon, Pig, get it? lolz" and had recently had a couple bad experiences with the police and speeding tickets.

The kitchen guys were laughing their azses off as I left the kitchen, but I was actually pretty nervous bringing it out to the table, when I put it down, the cops actually laughed and ate it. The fat one said he only ordered vegetarian because his wife put him on a diet but he was happy with the bacon and sausage on it.

When I was bartending I had sex pretty much everywhere you can think of in the club. Washroom, managers office, VIP couches, Beer Fridge, Wine Cellar etc....

Girls at a high end club seem to think bartenders are some kind of big deal after they have had a few drinks, and we aren't hammered, unlike most of the other guys in the club.

06-25-2011, 08:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jjaden Track Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Ontario Posts: 821 Drives: 370Z/MAT SILVER/6MT Rep Power: 18	I started as a server for about 4 years, and worked as a Night Club bartender for 6 years. I haven't sabotaged people's food because I would literally destroy someone for doing that to me. When I first started as a server, I was serving a couple cops and they ordered a vegetarian pizza. I rang it in, and asked for extra sausage, and extra bacon because I thought I was being clever "Bacon, Pig, get it? lolz" and had recently had a couple bad experiences with the police and speeding tickets. The kitchen guys were laughing their azses off as I left the kitchen, but I was actually pretty nervous bringing it out to the table, when I put it down, the cops actually laughed and ate it. The fat one said he only ordered vegetarian because his wife put him on a diet but he was happy with the bacon and sausage on it. When I was bartending I had sex pretty much everywhere you can think of in the club. Washroom, managers office, VIP couches, Beer Fridge, Wine Cellar etc.... Girls at a high end club seem to think bartenders are some kind of big deal after they have had a few drinks, and we aren't hammered, unlike most of the other guys in the club. __________________ F.I. / MR WORKS / VOLKS / UAM / CARBON SIGNAL / SHINE AUTO Jjaden's W.I.P. http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...pic-heavy.html Last edited by Jjaden; 06-25-2011 at 09:46 AM.