Foodservice shenanigan's

Jjaden · 06-25-2011, 08:57 AM

I started as a server for about 4 years, and worked as a Night Club bartender for 6 years.

I haven't sabotaged people's food because I would literally destroy someone for doing that to me.

When I first started as a server, I was serving a couple cops and they ordered a vegetarian pizza. I rang it in, and asked for extra sausage, and extra bacon because I thought I was being clever "Bacon, Pig, get it? lolz" and had recently had a couple bad experiences with the police and speeding tickets.

The kitchen guys were laughing their azses off as I left the kitchen, but I was actually pretty nervous bringing it out to the table, when I put it down, the cops actually laughed and ate it. The fat one said he only ordered vegetarian because his wife put him on a diet but he was happy with the bacon and sausage on it.

When I was bartending I had sex pretty much everywhere you can think of in the club. Washroom, managers office, VIP couches, Beer Fridge, Wine Cellar etc....

Girls at a high end club seem to think bartenders are some kind of big deal after they have had a few drinks, and we aren't hammered, unlike most of the other guys in the club.

smokejr · 06-25-2011, 11:02 AM

Not worth loosing karma points over, just remember what comes around goes around.....

KillerBee370 · 06-29-2011, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by smokejr

Not worth loosing karma points over, just remember what comes around goes around.....

Yeah but usually a food server is the one serving up the "going around" part due to the a-hole customer doing the "coming around" part.

So the way I see it... when someone acts like a complete dipsh!t and you put a rabbit turd in their milkshake, you're kinda just evening out the universe

Isamu · 06-25-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jjaden

Girls at a high end club seem to think bartenders are some kind of big deal after they have had a few drinks, and we aren't hammered, unlike most of the other guys in the club.

That's like when I was spinning records... I got offers all the time, for some of the nastiest, freakiest **** ever... lol

zmyride · 06-28-2011, 01:51 PM

I used to work at McDonald's in high school, one time this dude was making fun of my accent and told me to go back to my country...see i wasn't born here...so I went into the kitchen and put my two fingers deep inside my anus then rubbed my fingers on the buns and gave it to him. I never knew what happened to him as I never saw him again.

Another time at the same McDonalds, I was sweeping the ground in the outdoor eating area. Two guys in a Ferrari pulled up and parked the car next to the eating area. I said to them, "Nice car!" Then the driver told me, "Yeah, you can never afford it." Then they went inside and ordered two milkshakes. I was still recovering from a cold and still had some lingering coughs, so I coughed up a big thick humongous mucous, and spit it into one of the drinks, then gave it to the driver.

In college I was roommating with a Korean girl. She kicked me out so her friend could move in. a few days before I moved out, I emptied all the juice from her big Kimchee bottle and pissed in it to replace the juice. The next day, I saw her eat the Kimchee like she was in heaven.

ClemsonWill · 06-30-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by zmyride

I used to work at McDonald's in high school, one time this dude was making fun of my accent and told me to go back to my country...see i wasn't born here...so I went into the kitchen and put my two fingers deep inside my anus then rubbed my fingers on the buns and gave it to him. I never knew what happened to him as I never saw him again.

Another time at the same McDonalds, I was sweeping the ground in the outdoor eating area. Two guys in a Ferrari pulled up and parked the car next to the eating area. I said to them, "Nice car!" Then the driver told me, "Yeah, you can never afford it." Then they went inside and ordered two milkshakes. I was still recovering from a cold and still had some lingering coughs, so I coughed up a big thick humongous mucous, and spit it into one of the drinks, then gave it to the driver.

In college I was roommating with a Korean girl. She kicked me out so her friend could move in. a few days before I moved out, I emptied all the juice from her big Kimchee bottle and pissed in it to replace the juice. The next day, I saw her eat the Kimchee like she was in heaven.

Brutal!

06-25-2011, 08:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jjaden Track Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Ontario Posts: 821 Drives: 370Z/MAT SILVER/6MT Rep Power: 18	I started as a server for about 4 years, and worked as a Night Club bartender for 6 years. I haven't sabotaged people's food because I would literally destroy someone for doing that to me. When I first started as a server, I was serving a couple cops and they ordered a vegetarian pizza. I rang it in, and asked for extra sausage, and extra bacon because I thought I was being clever "Bacon, Pig, get it? lolz" and had recently had a couple bad experiences with the police and speeding tickets. The kitchen guys were laughing their azses off as I left the kitchen, but I was actually pretty nervous bringing it out to the table, when I put it down, the cops actually laughed and ate it. The fat one said he only ordered vegetarian because his wife put him on a diet but he was happy with the bacon and sausage on it. When I was bartending I had sex pretty much everywhere you can think of in the club. Washroom, managers office, VIP couches, Beer Fridge, Wine Cellar etc.... Girls at a high end club seem to think bartenders are some kind of big deal after they have had a few drinks, and we aren't hammered, unlike most of the other guys in the club. __________________ F.I. / MR WORKS / VOLKS / UAM / CARBON SIGNAL / SHINE AUTO Jjaden's W.I.P. http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...pic-heavy.html Last edited by Jjaden; 06-25-2011 at 09:46 AM.

06-25-2011, 11:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
smokejr Base Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Oregon Posts: 64 Drives: mb mt Rep Power: 16	Not worth loosing karma points over, just remember what comes around goes around.....

06-28-2011, 01:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
zmyride Track Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 631 Drives: 10 Black Sports 7AT Rep Power: 18	I used to work at McDonald's in high school, one time this dude was making fun of my accent and told me to go back to my country...see i wasn't born here...so I went into the kitchen and put my two fingers deep inside my anus then rubbed my fingers on the buns and gave it to him. I never knew what happened to him as I never saw him again. Another time at the same McDonalds, I was sweeping the ground in the outdoor eating area. Two guys in a Ferrari pulled up and parked the car next to the eating area. I said to them, "Nice car!" Then the driver told me, "Yeah, you can never afford it." Then they went inside and ordered two milkshakes. I was still recovering from a cold and still had some lingering coughs, so I coughed up a big thick humongous mucous, and spit it into one of the drinks, then gave it to the driver. In college I was roommating with a Korean girl. She kicked me out so her friend could move in. a few days before I moved out, I emptied all the juice from her big Kimchee bottle and pissed in it to replace the juice. The next day, I saw her eat the Kimchee like she was in heaven.