drown

AutoTrader or Cars.com

Autotrader

driver a slow car forever or drive a ugly car forever

ugly car.

Pepsi or Coca Cola

Coke

Coke or Heroine

coke

Powerade or Gatorade

Gatorade

HBO or Cinemax

HBO

Flashlight or Fleshlight

Fleshlight (most definitely :roflpuke2:)

Facebook or Google+

google+

White or Black

white

tall or short (girls)

short

peach or cherry cobbler

Cherry (I prefer it very warm and moist)

Doggy style or missionary.

doggy

bite or kiss

bite!

Sams or Cosco

costco

day or night

night (I love to sleep)

GTR or Gallardo

GTR

subaru or honda

Subaru

guitar hero or rockband

rockband

275/325 combo or 295/335

295/335

Bud Light
with or without lime?

heineken :stirthepot:

4x4 or slammed

4x4

draft or bottle

bottle

red head or blonde

blonde (both actually, just no perms)

Klipsch or Sennheiser

klipsch

Slide down a ten foot razor blade tongue first? or such the snot out of 99 year man's nose til his head caves in?

:wtf2:

GTM SC or GTM TT

TT by far



dark or milk chocolate

milk


oakly or ray bands

Oakley

Snap-on or Craftsman

Craftsman for most stuff (Snap-on is too expensive)

Beer or liquor

Liquor

mixed or shots

Mixed

Taquila or Vodka

Rum

ZR1 or Porsche 911

Tequila

Krispy creme or Duncan donuts

Krispy Creme

Firefox or Safari

Safari

shoes or sandels

shoes (sandals are for hippies)

G-String or Thong

Thong

Big butt or big boobs

big butt (lower center of gravity when they ride with you)

P.S please never wear a thong around me. thanks

Is a Zebra

Black with white stripes. or white with black stripes.

White with black stripes. (haven't you ever seen an albino Zebra) lol

chest with implants or small natural chest.